"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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the ultimate opener to seduce any chick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a new kick ass opener
" got a pen ?"

"thankx

"it s miracle pen u got!! it can write all the colors ( you as as the seducer starts writing the words YELLOW PINK PURPLE TED ORANGE the actual words on a piece of paper )

gasps

then you pretend to receive a message from the sky from the spirits ( thru a magic trick you get a card seemingly from the spirits in actual fact thru sleight of hand you get a card:crackup: d stuck to the back of the back of your hand you hold up your arm unexpetedly

it s easy to learn and it really kicks ass

on the card you got three queestions written
1 ASK THIS YOUNG LADY WHO S WRITTEN THOSE TWO SONGS
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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That's good, but mine is even better.

You ask a lady if she has a torch, then you say you'll flash the torch in lots of different colours, but by flash, you actually flash her your penis.

Then you call upon the spirit of Ra, who flies down in the form of an eagle, but it's not actually an eagle, just sleight of hand. The eagle is actually your penis, and you tape it to the back of your hand.

On the "Eagle" there's 2 questions written. But really fine print. Get the lady to look closely and then rub the magic eagle until the juices of Ra explode in her face.

It's easy to learn and it kicks ass.
 
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CaptainJ said:
That's good, but mine is even better.

You ask a lady if she has a torch, then you say you'll flash the torch in lots of different colours, but by flash, you actually flash her your penis.

Then you call upon the spirit of Ra, who flies down in the form of an eagle, but it's not actually an eagle, just sleight of hand. The eagle is actually your penis, and you tape it to the back of your hand.

On the "Eagle" there's 2 questions written. But really fine print. Get the lady to look closely and then rub the magic eagle until the juices of Ra explode in her face.

It's easy to learn and it kicks ass.
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LOL, field tested ?
 
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Daddy The Pimp said:
LOL, field tested ?
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I wouldn't tell you guys if it wasn't. Trust me, it always goes down well. There's nothing more seductive than a hunky guy calling on the spirit of Ra. :up:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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CaptainJ said:
That's good, but mine is even better.

You ask a lady if she has a torch, then you say you'll flash the torch in lots of different colours, but by flash, you actually flash her your penis.

Then you call upon the spirit of Ra, who flies down in the form of an eagle, but it's not actually an eagle, just sleight of hand. The eagle is actually your penis, and you tape it to the back of your hand.

On the "Eagle" there's 2 questions written. But really fine print. Get the lady to look closely and then rub the magic eagle until the juices of Ra explode in her face.

It's easy to learn and it kicks ass.
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LMAO!!!!! I can't wait to try it. :D
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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CaptainJ said:
It's easy to learn and it kicks ass.
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A have a better one:

Go and sarge with Alpharomeo! Wait until he makes some tricks, asks about song writers or can´t find the bar which doesn´t exist and say: "Do you see this idiot with his tricks/lies? Do you know him? No? Neither do I. Well, my name is blabla..."
 
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