“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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the ultimate opener to seduce any chick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a new kick ass opener
" got a pen ?"

"thankx

"it s miracle pen u got!! it can write all the colors ( you as as the seducer starts writing the words YELLOW PINK PURPLE TED ORANGE the actual words on a piece of paper )

gasps

then you pretend to receive a message from the sky from the spirits ( thru a magic trick you get a card seemingly from the spirits in actual fact thru sleight of hand you get a card:crackup: d stuck to the back of the back of your hand you hold up your arm unexpetedly

it s easy to learn and it really kicks ass

on the card you got three queestions written
1 ASK THIS YOUNG LADY WHO S WRITTEN THOSE TWO SONGS
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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That's good, but mine is even better.

You ask a lady if she has a torch, then you say you'll flash the torch in lots of different colours, but by flash, you actually flash her your penis.

Then you call upon the spirit of Ra, who flies down in the form of an eagle, but it's not actually an eagle, just sleight of hand. The eagle is actually your penis, and you tape it to the back of your hand.

On the "Eagle" there's 2 questions written. But really fine print. Get the lady to look closely and then rub the magic eagle until the juices of Ra explode in her face.

It's easy to learn and it kicks ass.
 
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CaptainJ said:
That's good, but mine is even better.

You ask a lady if she has a torch, then you say you'll flash the torch in lots of different colours, but by flash, you actually flash her your penis.

Then you call upon the spirit of Ra, who flies down in the form of an eagle, but it's not actually an eagle, just sleight of hand. The eagle is actually your penis, and you tape it to the back of your hand.

On the "Eagle" there's 2 questions written. But really fine print. Get the lady to look closely and then rub the magic eagle until the juices of Ra explode in her face.

It's easy to learn and it kicks ass.
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LOL, field tested ?
 
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Daddy The Pimp said:
LOL, field tested ?
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I wouldn't tell you guys if it wasn't. Trust me, it always goes down well. There's nothing more seductive than a hunky guy calling on the spirit of Ra. :up:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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CaptainJ said:
That's good, but mine is even better.

You ask a lady if she has a torch, then you say you'll flash the torch in lots of different colours, but by flash, you actually flash her your penis.

Then you call upon the spirit of Ra, who flies down in the form of an eagle, but it's not actually an eagle, just sleight of hand. The eagle is actually your penis, and you tape it to the back of your hand.

On the "Eagle" there's 2 questions written. But really fine print. Get the lady to look closely and then rub the magic eagle until the juices of Ra explode in her face.

It's easy to learn and it kicks ass.
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LMAO!!!!! I can't wait to try it. :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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CaptainJ said:
It's easy to learn and it kicks ass.
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A have a better one:

Go and sarge with Alpharomeo! Wait until he makes some tricks, asks about song writers or can´t find the bar which doesn´t exist and say: "Do you see this idiot with his tricks/lies? Do you know him? No? Neither do I. Well, my name is blabla..."
 
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