The stubble strikes again!

[Obey Propaganda]

Went to Walgreens yesterday and to my surprise there was this gorgeous blonde pharmacist behind the counter. I promptly walked over and said "I don't think I've ever seen a pharmacist that cute. I don't have a prescription, but I'd like to take you out for some mini golf."

She laughed, and gave me her number. Tomorrow I'm going to show her more than just my 9 iron.

Moral of the story... don't EVER underestimate the stubble.

"There are two types of people in this world without facial hair... women, and boys... I am neither."

If you deny your 5 o'clock shadow, he'll deny you.

"We're going doooown, in a spiral to the groooound!"

 

[speakeasy]

Uhh, maybe she was just bored and could care less about your facial hair?

 

[Obey Propaganda]

Don't be mad at me because you can't grow any whiskers.

 

[djinhell]

why are you going on about your stubble so much man?

well done on the approach, but I dont think your facial hair sealed the deal!!

 

[Obey Propaganda]

You're right. It could have been my good looks.

 

[djinhell]

urgh, what a douche!

Im sure those remarks may work well for you when being C&F on a chick, but on this forum I find it quite irritating.

Whats the point in starting this thread??...

Its the same as me saying:- "brown hair strikes again!"...Im telling you guys, I asked a chick out and she said yes...all because of my brown hair...if u dont got brown hair, then dye it brown!

in other words, pointless and irrelevant

 

[Hughman]

Has a woman ever actually made it clear she digs your stubble? Directly, or by like rubbing it constantly?

 

[Obey Propaganda]

Actually they tell me I have amazing eyes, but still... it could be the stubble, bay-bee.

 

[usscrum]

you look like something out of lord of the rings.

 

[thewarrior]

OP is stoopad.

 

[Serg897]

This thread is absurd.

 

[worship]

Is this troll trying to be funny? I can't tell. :S

 

[MisterMcGee]

Wow what a troll, and to think I thought he was cool at one point. Now I know better.

 

[Obey Propaganda]

You got me.

I'm a schemer.

 

[Charm&Style]

great, not only are you a troll...but you're a troll with stubble

 

[nicelife]

haha b!tches love the stubble!

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Sorry, but this was too good not to be moved to Tips.

Honestly, I think the OP is on to something. I notice a definite, indentifiable change in women (my wife included) when I'm 2 days in stubble.

 

[djinhell]

Sorry, but this was too good not to be moved to Tips.

Honestly, I think the OP is on to something. I notice a definite, indentifiable change in women (my wife included) when I'm 2 days in stubble.

I must admit Im suprised such a bullsh!t thread is being celebrated by a mod. :S

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Celebrate is kind of a strong word. Lets say I'm open to hearing some other input on it.

 

[SoylentGreen]

Other input:

First of all, that was a GREAT approach. I love the "I don't have a prescription but..." part. Solid Gold.

Secondly, I don't believe it was ONLY the stubble, but yeah, alot of chicks love stubble. It rubs against there parts making them ticklish, plus it looks masculine.

Thirdly, I think the fact that you have heaps of confidence BECAUSE of your stubble is also a big part of why you got her number....girls LOVE a confident man.