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Mbuckets82

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This is my second encounter with a girl that squirts and although her and I have fun together, I don’t know if it will be an issue later. She’s super conscious about it cuz I said it ain’t my favorite. Literally feels like a bucket of urine coming out. I’m sure some of you guys are fans but is it you like it or you don’t?
 

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This is my second encounter with a girl that squirts and although her and I have fun together, I don’t know if it will be an issue later. She’s super conscious about it cuz I said it ain’t my favorite. Literally feels like a bucket of urine coming out. I’m sure some of you guys are fans but is it you like it or you don’t?
I've been splashed a good amount of times lol I never had an issue with it and sometimes it makes the sex hotter. You should take it as a compliment in a way because you're hitting good spots inside thats making her squirt. If you dont like it then.... Dont know what to tell you other than try a different position that you wont get hosed. It also depends on the amount, Some girls squirt a little bit where others will super soak you and/or the floor.
 

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This is my second encounter with a girl that squirts and although her and I have fun together, I don’t know if it will be an issue later. She’s super conscious about it cuz I said it ain’t my favorite. Literally feels like a bucket of urine coming out. I’m sure some of you guys are fans but is it you like it or you don’t?
Take in squirt contents for urinalysis. Thank me later. You will see more and more "squirt" over the next ten years.
 

gettinit

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First (and only) time that I experienced it, she shot a fountain in my mouth. Surprised the crap out of me. I learned to duck though. I was amazed by how quickly she could recharge and squirt again. One nice thing is that you absolutely know that she isn't faking an orgasm.
 

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My current one does this. It's annoying. We got a special blanket on Amazon and I picked up two matress protection sheets as well. She says she's not squirted like this before and was initally embarrassed. I call bullsh!t, but whatever.
 

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Uh....does anyone else ever think about how "squirting" was a rarity, essentially unheard of, until a few years ago....and now suddenly the entire planet seems focused on this, making it happen, etc?
Probably because of porn although some of the porn squirting is ridiculous. They'll show the chick shoot out harder than a fire fighter hose. Some Women haven't experienced it because the guy is not hitting the right spot that stimulates that eruption.
 

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There are two confirmed kinds of squirting... one is actual ejaculation, the other is literally urine (which is why you got the "buckets of urine"). Don't think I would be a fan of the second one...
 

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Apparently all women are squirters, they just don't know it yet. I almost made my ex squirt once, and I have one friend who squirts every time she cums. Is it messy... yeah, but so are guys.
 

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This is my second encounter with a girl that squirts and although her and I have fun together, I don’t know if it will be an issue later. She’s super conscious about it cuz I said it ain’t my favorite. Literally feels like a bucket of urine coming out. I’m sure some of you guys are fans but is it you like it or you don’t?
I think I pass. NEXT!
 

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My opinion: Fun the first few times then it becomes annoying.
 

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Get one of those super absorbent baby blankets, put it under her and enjoy! Acting like its disgusting will ultimately ruin your sex life.
 

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Never experienced this, although my current squeeze keeps complaining she needs to piss during sex which I keep telling her to relax and piss because it’s actually squirting. I don’t care enough to find out, I have expensive sheets.
 
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