"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The squirts

Mbuckets82

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This is my second encounter with a girl that squirts and although her and I have fun together, I don’t know if it will be an issue later. She’s super conscious about it cuz I said it ain’t my favorite. Literally feels like a bucket of urine coming out. I’m sure some of you guys are fans but is it you like it or you don’t?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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In2theGame

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This is my second encounter with a girl that squirts and although her and I have fun together, I don’t know if it will be an issue later. She’s super conscious about it cuz I said it ain’t my favorite. Literally feels like a bucket of urine coming out. I’m sure some of you guys are fans but is it you like it or you don’t?
I've been splashed a good amount of times lol I never had an issue with it and sometimes it makes the sex hotter. You should take it as a compliment in a way because you're hitting good spots inside thats making her squirt. If you dont like it then.... Dont know what to tell you other than try a different position that you wont get hosed. It also depends on the amount, Some girls squirt a little bit where others will super soak you and/or the floor.
 

mrgoodstuff

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This is my second encounter with a girl that squirts and although her and I have fun together, I don’t know if it will be an issue later. She’s super conscious about it cuz I said it ain’t my favorite. Literally feels like a bucket of urine coming out. I’m sure some of you guys are fans but is it you like it or you don’t?
Take in squirt contents for urinalysis. Thank me later. You will see more and more "squirt" over the next ten years.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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gettinit

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First (and only) time that I experienced it, she shot a fountain in my mouth. Surprised the crap out of me. I learned to duck though. I was amazed by how quickly she could recharge and squirt again. One nice thing is that you absolutely know that she isn't faking an orgasm.
 

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My current one does this. It's annoying. We got a special blanket on Amazon and I picked up two matress protection sheets as well. She says she's not squirted like this before and was initally embarrassed. I call bullsh!t, but whatever.
 

In2theGame

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Uh....does anyone else ever think about how "squirting" was a rarity, essentially unheard of, until a few years ago....and now suddenly the entire planet seems focused on this, making it happen, etc?
Probably because of porn although some of the porn squirting is ridiculous. They'll show the chick shoot out harder than a fire fighter hose. Some Women haven't experienced it because the guy is not hitting the right spot that stimulates that eruption.
 

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There are two confirmed kinds of squirting... one is actual ejaculation, the other is literally urine (which is why you got the "buckets of urine"). Don't think I would be a fan of the second one...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Kotaix

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Apparently all women are squirters, they just don't know it yet. I almost made my ex squirt once, and I have one friend who squirts every time she cums. Is it messy... yeah, but so are guys.
 

Suave88

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This is my second encounter with a girl that squirts and although her and I have fun together, I don’t know if it will be an issue later. She’s super conscious about it cuz I said it ain’t my favorite. Literally feels like a bucket of urine coming out. I’m sure some of you guys are fans but is it you like it or you don’t?
I think I pass. NEXT!
 

Mazer

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My opinion: Fun the first few times then it becomes annoying.
 

Hal9000

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Get one of those super absorbent baby blankets, put it under her and enjoy! Acting like its disgusting will ultimately ruin your sex life.
 

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Never experienced this, although my current squeeze keeps complaining she needs to piss during sex which I keep telling her to relax and piss because it’s actually squirting. I don’t care enough to find out, I have expensive sheets.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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