Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
"Your eyes... They penetrate my soul with the white-hot intensity of a thousand burning suns", said in a fake French accent.
Gets them tingling every time.
Gets them tingling every time.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The smoothest thing you ever said to a woman!
- Thread starter Skippy
- Start date
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
OJN_98
Don Juan
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Alright, so this one is a nerdy one.
Me: Yikes
Girl: What's wrong?
Me: I'm having a tricky time with HW, think you can tutor me?
Girl: Depends, what class?
Me: Anatomy
Girl: Oh, that's easy
Me: Ehhh, not when you have to read out of the book. I'm more of a hands on guy, think you can teach that way?
Girl: Yeah *smirks*
Me: Yikes
Girl: What's wrong?
Me: I'm having a tricky time with HW, think you can tutor me?
Girl: Depends, what class?
Me: Anatomy
Girl: Oh, that's easy
Me: Ehhh, not when you have to read out of the book. I'm more of a hands on guy, think you can teach that way?
Girl: Yeah *smirks*
HungryForLife
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I was at the terrasse of a cafe with a girl (let's call her "A") and a male "friend" who joined us after he saw me (and her ..). A is good looking and dressed sexy and light as it was a sunny day (skirt, heels, small clivage).
She is seating in front of me and he is to the right of me (her left ..). Small square table, we are close to each other.
The friend is a bit pushy and I realise quickly he is selling himself (at my expense! he is putting his hand in front of me at the 1 time I am trying to speak).
Then, behind me comes in a good looking chick (B). He is checking B out as in to prominently show A he is into beautiful women. She plays the game and check her out also (I learned later she is bi.. so she was actually really checking her out) and finally turns to me and says:
A: "Sorry (my name), you are in the wrong seat" (because I can't look behind me)
Me: "On the contrary, I have the best seat, I am seating in front of you *her name)"
The look on both their faces was priceless. The friend laughed spontaneously as in to say he was bowing to the sheer power of the strike. She didn't know what to say but acknowledged the compliment.
Few mn later, the "friend" left us. I stayed with A for the rest of the day. Close Kiss (*100)
She is seating in front of me and he is to the right of me (her left ..). Small square table, we are close to each other.
The friend is a bit pushy and I realise quickly he is selling himself (at my expense! he is putting his hand in front of me at the 1 time I am trying to speak).
Then, behind me comes in a good looking chick (B). He is checking B out as in to prominently show A he is into beautiful women. She plays the game and check her out also (I learned later she is bi.. so she was actually really checking her out) and finally turns to me and says:
A: "Sorry (my name), you are in the wrong seat" (because I can't look behind me)
Me: "On the contrary, I have the best seat, I am seating in front of you *her name)"
The look on both their faces was priceless. The friend laughed spontaneously as in to say he was bowing to the sheer power of the strike. She didn't know what to say but acknowledged the compliment.
Few mn later, the "friend" left us. I stayed with A for the rest of the day. Close Kiss (*100)
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Being smooth, is all about delivery. You could be talking about grandmas oatmeal cookies or some other nonsense, and come off as smooth.
Think, delivery vs content, with a heavy focus on delivery.
Think, delivery vs content, with a heavy focus on delivery.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Mine is more in the action.
I was hanging with some German international students who were meeting up with some Brazilian chicks. They kept talking about a girl who everyone was trying to get with but failing miserably. We meet up, I ignore her the entire night. Finally we end up on a rooftop bar, so she's basically freezing (it was like 30 degrees out) sitting next to me. I take off my coat and put it on her legs. She goes what's that for? I said, you looked cold. Without missing a beat she jumped on my lap and started making out with me.
After that, in the winter I try to wear a couple layers of really warm clothes and have a coat with me hanging off my arm. (You can't wear a second coat or its very obvious, and also a pain in the ass). Inevitably there will be a chick in line shivering, so I'll semi-loudly say to my friends "I don't know why but I'm not really cold" and then after a minute or so offer the coat to the girl. Always a positive reaction and I think it comes off as more gentlemanly than white knighting.
I was hanging with some German international students who were meeting up with some Brazilian chicks. They kept talking about a girl who everyone was trying to get with but failing miserably. We meet up, I ignore her the entire night. Finally we end up on a rooftop bar, so she's basically freezing (it was like 30 degrees out) sitting next to me. I take off my coat and put it on her legs. She goes what's that for? I said, you looked cold. Without missing a beat she jumped on my lap and started making out with me.
After that, in the winter I try to wear a couple layers of really warm clothes and have a coat with me hanging off my arm. (You can't wear a second coat or its very obvious, and also a pain in the ass). Inevitably there will be a chick in line shivering, so I'll semi-loudly say to my friends "I don't know why but I'm not really cold" and then after a minute or so offer the coat to the girl. Always a positive reaction and I think it comes off as more gentlemanly than white knighting.
MoreThanSmooth
Master Don Juan
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Girl: "I maintain the house while my flat mates trash it. It's kind of a struggle, last time they had a party they left glitter over everything and I had to clean it up."
Me: "So you're basically the glue holding everything together?"
Girl: "Yeah, I guess."
Me: "Interesting. I've always been a practical kind of guy, I don't like glitter much but there's tons of fun stuff I can do with some decent glue."
We had sex there and then. Okay, no we didn't. It's not the best line. But I got some cuddles and I'll admit I was kind of proud I came up with it totally cold out of the blue
Me: "So you're basically the glue holding everything together?"
Girl: "Yeah, I guess."
Me: "Interesting. I've always been a practical kind of guy, I don't like glitter much but there's tons of fun stuff I can do with some decent glue."
We had sex there and then. Okay, no we didn't. It's not the best line. But I got some cuddles and I'll admit I was kind of proud I came up with it totally cold out of the blue
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
"The smoothest thing you ever said to a woman!"
"Hi"
smoothness + frame = warmed-up chickies
"Hi"
smoothness + frame = warmed-up chickies
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
No pictures from you ever, btw.
Ryan
Master Don Juan
Yep easy for musicians to get laid, unless you play the harmonica or church organ or something.
Ryan
Master Don Juan
Im constantly saying smooth things to women....so its hard to choose just one...
Doctor Europeo
Moderator
"Im constantly saying smooth things to women....so its hard to choose just one... "
Tell us the first one that comes to mind
"Tell us the first one that comes to mind
kbbroiler1971
Don Juan
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The coolest thing I’ve said was this. A woman told me another woman was interested in me. I told her I wasn’t interested because she was a co-worker and I have a rule I don’t date women at work. So I told her thank you but I’m emotionally unavailable but when my action figure comes out I’ll send out to her for free. Vibrator not included.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
niceguytoalphamale
Master Don Juan
I say.. '' hi my name is__________ don't flattered yourself though I message most girls'' always get a good reaction
marvinlfloresq
Don Juan
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I went to a bar/salsa class, last Friday.
My coworker said you smell good, what is it?
I lean in her ear & said, Its Called Marvin.
My name is Marvin everyone.
My coworker said you smell good, what is it?
I lean in her ear & said, Its Called Marvin.
My name is Marvin everyone.
TheTurtle
Don Juan
*At a club* *Points at sexy babe*
Hey, you with the nice azz!
Got her number and a few good rolls in the hay from it
Hey, you with the nice azz!
Got her number and a few good rolls in the hay from it
KenAdams123
New Member
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Once went out, ended up incredibly drunk (I can keep my cool when drunk, thank god). Met this girl (HB9) who said she was an arts student, we get talking, hit it off immeadiaty, after some bull****ting and tryna keep my cool I flipped her hair behind her ear and whispered "Draw me like one of your French girls".
So she bursts out laughing, I then took a beer coaster and borrowed a pen of some guy and we headed off to the nearest bench, where I took my smartphone and put on the music "Titanic - The portait". (Laughing ensued). She then continued to draw me, while she was drawing I said "I do believe you are blushing Mrs. artist". (some cheesy Titanic line) But I delivered it perfectly though haha
Afterwards we got up on the bench and I yelled "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD" and she was like "IM FLYING", more laughing ensued, was honestly one of the most interesting nights out, really clicked with that one.
So yeah, I ended up with a nearly perfect drawing of my face on a beer coaster and she wrote her name and number on it. Was a good night!
So she bursts out laughing, I then took a beer coaster and borrowed a pen of some guy and we headed off to the nearest bench, where I took my smartphone and put on the music "Titanic - The portait". (Laughing ensued). She then continued to draw me, while she was drawing I said "I do believe you are blushing Mrs. artist". (some cheesy Titanic line) But I delivered it perfectly though haha
Afterwards we got up on the bench and I yelled "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD" and she was like "IM FLYING", more laughing ensued, was honestly one of the most interesting nights out, really clicked with that one.
So yeah, I ended up with a nearly perfect drawing of my face on a beer coaster and she wrote her name and number on it. Was a good night!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.