sodamnsmooth
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Just looked at a girl that walked into an elevator, she smiled, I smiled and we started kissing. Crazy as hell
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
The smoothest thing you ever said to a woman!
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
5string
Master Don Juan
Wanna see where the horse bit me? Note.....be prepared to follow through if she says yes
ShiftyShaun
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Was at a club and was approached by an HB I knew. After small talk-
HB: So how many girls have you got with tonight player?
Me: (in a ****y tone) I've lost count to be honest (hadn't got with any yet)
HB: So you can't even remember their names??
Me: No, but I won't forget yours... and I pulled in
HB: So how many girls have you got with tonight player?
Me: (in a ****y tone) I've lost count to be honest (hadn't got with any yet)
HB: So you can't even remember their names??
Me: No, but I won't forget yours... and I pulled in
Powerofmindset
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I want to keep this alive so i'll post something that happend to me just this past week.
while in the car kissing...
Me: (pulls away) you kiss like my mom
HB: (stunned but she knows that stupid line has used up)
Me: (bedroom voice) here...let me show you how to kiss... (lean in with my hand on her face and just start going at it)
days later she even said it was smooth. Guess it's all about the delivery. Def not the smoothest thing i've done but it's the newest.
while in the car kissing...
Me: (pulls away) you kiss like my mom
HB: (stunned but she knows that stupid line has used up)
Me: (bedroom voice) here...let me show you how to kiss... (lean in with my hand on her face and just start going at it)
days later she even said it was smooth. Guess it's all about the delivery. Def not the smoothest thing i've done but it's the newest.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
I was at the bar with my Pops last week and this young HB7 was serving us drinks. She was being flirtatious and even said something to my Pops (he's a regular at this bar) along the lines of, "So do you have any other handsome sons". To which I replied, "Nope, I'm the only one".......later on she revealed she had a bf.
As I was leaving I walked up to her and said, "Since you're already taken, are there any other cute single girls that work here?". She turned bright red and told me how sweet I was, and told me she would see what she could do.
As I was leaving I walked up to her and said, "Since you're already taken, are there any other cute single girls that work here?". She turned bright red and told me how sweet I was, and told me she would see what she could do.
Junior year of high school, hooking up with a freshman at a party...she was giving me a handjob. I had a stroke of genius and said 'it would have been over by now if you just used your mouth' with a huge smile. She looked at me with the utmost disgust then gave me my first *******. Most memorable because of the result, if I remember more I'll post em.
Londonman09
Don Juan
I worked with a girl named Virginia who use to flirt playfully with me about 6 or 7 years ago..
One day in the back of the store I leaned over to her..
me: "hey whats better than being in the heart of Texas?"
her: confused look... "what?"
me: " 9 inches in Virginia" and I gave her a grin..
The look on her face was priceless and I thought I might have gone too far... but couple weeks later when I came home from work she was hanging out with my roomate (fellow coworker" ... and literally threw a condom in my lap, got up.. and walked to my bedroom. She was maybe a 7.5 blonde with a great ass... kinda wish Id run into her again
One day in the back of the store I leaned over to her..
me: "hey whats better than being in the heart of Texas?"
her: confused look... "what?"
me: " 9 inches in Virginia" and I gave her a grin..
The look on her face was priceless and I thought I might have gone too far... but couple weeks later when I came home from work she was hanging out with my roomate (fellow coworker" ... and literally threw a condom in my lap, got up.. and walked to my bedroom. She was maybe a 7.5 blonde with a great ass... kinda wish Id run into her again
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
old_skoolr
Master Don Juan
Great thread, some real classics here,
im 21 talking to this girl who was 26 on fb
her: blah blah how old are you?
me: 21 urself?
her: im 26 :S
me: so? ur gna stop talking to me just coz im younger
her: (you can tell she was thrown off guard) no hun of course not, coffee soon?
got her number and slept with her on the first date
this ones abit childish but got to her real good
her: one of these days im gonna kill you
me: really?
her: yep, wherever u are in the world i will make sure i find you and kill you
me: wow......i never knew i meant that much to you
doesnt seem like much but the reality was she lost all power in the convo, and the fact i delivered it so simply like i wasnt even paying attention to what she was saying really got to her.....she went crazy red though haha
didnt get a chance to go out with her though another regret.
im 21 talking to this girl who was 26 on fb
her: blah blah how old are you?
me: 21 urself?
her: im 26 :S
me: so? ur gna stop talking to me just coz im younger
her: (you can tell she was thrown off guard) no hun of course not, coffee soon?
got her number and slept with her on the first date
this ones abit childish but got to her real good
her: one of these days im gonna kill you
me: really?
her: yep, wherever u are in the world i will make sure i find you and kill you
me: wow......i never knew i meant that much to you
doesnt seem like much but the reality was she lost all power in the convo, and the fact i delivered it so simply like i wasnt even paying attention to what she was saying really got to her.....she went crazy red though haha
didnt get a chance to go out with her though
another regret.I was with one of my best friends last night, told me this great line he uses, with a typical situation
-He was at a house party
-Flirting/Drinking with this other girl
-She was flirting, but acting standoffish everytime he suggested they go somewhere
-He finally said "look how drunk you are, you're no use to me now" a bit condescendingly
-She looked him dead in the eye, and said "carry me upstairs and find out"
-He was at a house party
-Flirting/Drinking with this other girl
-She was flirting, but acting standoffish everytime he suggested they go somewhere
-He finally said "look how drunk you are, you're no use to me now" a bit condescendingly
-She looked him dead in the eye, and said "carry me upstairs and find out"
SupaPowa
Don Juan
No no I got one!...ehm...
Hey...Are your parents retarted? Cause you look very special!
*Note that I haven't really tried this....I'd be 6 feet under if I had...no 12!! No...ummm...24 FEET!!! (Continues for a while)
Hey...Are your parents retarted? Cause you look very special!
*Note that I haven't really tried this....I'd be 6 feet under if I had...no 12!! No...ummm...24 FEET!!! (Continues for a while)
I was with a girl and behind her was a mirror, looking i her eyes and than looked away and said: "Wow, what a beautiful woman." Than she look back and say: "Where?" and than i say "right there." point to her reflex on the mirror.
She loved it
She loved it
I think I was in Hot Topic and this fine girl that worked there comes up to me and asks:
"Hey do you need help finding anything?"
I replied:
"No because I just found you..."
The girl melted!! Her guard was completely destroyed and she had this huge grin on her face! I felt sooooo smooth!
"Hey do you need help finding anything?"
I replied:
"No because I just found you..."
The girl melted!! Her guard was completely destroyed and she had this huge grin on her face! I felt sooooo smooth!
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
lol Man I wouldn't call any of this smooth.... But hey what do I know?old_skoolr said:Great thread, some real classics here,
im 21 talking to this girl who was 26 on fb
her: blah blah how old are you?
me: 21 urself?
her: im 26 :S
me: so? ur gna stop talking to me just coz im younger
her: (you can tell she was thrown off guard) no hun of course not, coffee soon?
got her number and slept with her on the first date
this ones abit childish but got to her real good
her: one of these days im gonna kill you
me: really?
her: yep, wherever u are in the world i will make sure i find you and kill you
me: wow......i never knew i meant that much to you
doesnt seem like much but the reality was she lost all power in the convo, and the fact i delivered it so simply like i wasnt even paying attention to what she was saying really got to her.....she went crazy red though haha
didnt get a chance to go out with her though
At a party, and the girl I liked was there. She actually had a really neat colored eyes (but any girl will reply to what I said)
*After talking about her vacation...
Me: I have a question...What color do you consider your eyes? I can't put my finger on it.
Her: I have changing eyes, there blue but they sometimes turn green.
So a few days later we meet up again, we're drinking and I use the lets play the name game technique.
Me: Ill say a letter, and you say something that comes to your mind.
Her: okay (a bit standoffish)
Me: K (knowing her name start with a K)
Her: Kelsey!! (obviously enthused to talk about herself)
Me: ..Chameleon
Her: *short pause*.... Chameleon doesn't start with a K!
Me: Changing eyes
Her: *blushing...good memory.
*After talking about her vacation...
Me: I have a question...What color do you consider your eyes? I can't put my finger on it.
Her: I have changing eyes, there blue but they sometimes turn green.
So a few days later we meet up again, we're drinking and I use the lets play the name game technique.
Me: Ill say a letter, and you say something that comes to your mind.
Her: okay (a bit standoffish)
Me: K (knowing her name start with a K)
Her: Kelsey!! (obviously enthused to talk about herself)
Me: ..Chameleon
Her: *short pause*.... Chameleon doesn't start with a K!
Me: Changing eyes
Her: *blushing...good memory.
European-DJ
Master Don Juan
Me; "Damn.. Leaving alredy? i didn't even get the chance to flirt with you.
Her; Gigles "Bad huh'".
Me; "yeah, too bad, ask for my number and we can flirt".
Done deal, she asked for my number, and texted me a bit later - (she is my gf atm)
Her; Gigles "Bad huh'".
Me; "yeah, too bad, ask for my number and we can flirt".
Done deal, she asked for my number, and texted me a bit later - (she is my gf atm)
kidsmooves
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so i met this shortyy the other day, got her number, called her up like...
what you doooin
she said nothiin
i said whats good
she said not much
i said guess what
she said wats up
i said i think we should hook up
she said uhh
i say what
she say but
i say but? why u stuck?
she said f*ck
i said who
she said you know
i know what?
you know who
i said i do?
she said you do
i said i do but i really don't because its you that i really want. we can do what you really want. girl we grown. and if he aint gonna treat you rightt then i aint gonna treat you wrong. thats my word. she done heard so many lies, she dont know whats true or not. shortyy like a valet service i swear she been thru a lot but i park her car in place and never let her cry alone. i listen to her heart beat because it plays my favorite song
what you doooin
she said nothiin
i said whats good
she said not much
i said guess what
she said wats up
i said i think we should hook up
she said uhh
i say what
she say but
i say but? why u stuck?
she said f*ck
i said who
she said you know
i know what?
you know who
i said i do?
she said you do
i said i do but i really don't because its you that i really want. we can do what you really want. girl we grown. and if he aint gonna treat you rightt then i aint gonna treat you wrong. thats my word. she done heard so many lies, she dont know whats true or not. shortyy like a valet service i swear she been thru a lot but i park her car in place and never let her cry alone. i listen to her heart beat because it plays my favorite song
BeLoSH
Don Juan
some of these are beyond cheesy and i would avoid.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.