sodamnsmooth
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Just looked at a girl that walked into an elevator, she smiled, I smiled and we started kissing. Crazy as hell
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
The smoothest thing you ever said to a woman!
- Thread starter Skippy
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
5string
Master Don Juan
Wanna see where the horse bit me? Note.....be prepared to follow through if she says yes
ShiftyShaun
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Was at a club and was approached by an HB I knew. After small talk-
HB: So how many girls have you got with tonight player?
Me: (in a ****y tone) I've lost count to be honest (hadn't got with any yet)
HB: So you can't even remember their names??
Me: No, but I won't forget yours... and I pulled in
HB: So how many girls have you got with tonight player?
Me: (in a ****y tone) I've lost count to be honest (hadn't got with any yet)
HB: So you can't even remember their names??
Me: No, but I won't forget yours... and I pulled in
Powerofmindset
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I want to keep this alive so i'll post something that happend to me just this past week.
while in the car kissing...
Me: (pulls away) you kiss like my mom
HB: (stunned but she knows that stupid line has used up)
Me: (bedroom voice) here...let me show you how to kiss... (lean in with my hand on her face and just start going at it)
days later she even said it was smooth. Guess it's all about the delivery. Def not the smoothest thing i've done but it's the newest.
while in the car kissing...
Me: (pulls away) you kiss like my mom
HB: (stunned but she knows that stupid line has used up)
Me: (bedroom voice) here...let me show you how to kiss... (lean in with my hand on her face and just start going at it)
days later she even said it was smooth. Guess it's all about the delivery. Def not the smoothest thing i've done but it's the newest.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I was at the bar with my Pops last week and this young HB7 was serving us drinks. She was being flirtatious and even said something to my Pops (he's a regular at this bar) along the lines of, "So do you have any other handsome sons". To which I replied, "Nope, I'm the only one".......later on she revealed she had a bf.
As I was leaving I walked up to her and said, "Since you're already taken, are there any other cute single girls that work here?". She turned bright red and told me how sweet I was, and told me she would see what she could do.
As I was leaving I walked up to her and said, "Since you're already taken, are there any other cute single girls that work here?". She turned bright red and told me how sweet I was, and told me she would see what she could do.
Junior year of high school, hooking up with a freshman at a party...she was giving me a handjob. I had a stroke of genius and said 'it would have been over by now if you just used your mouth' with a huge smile. She looked at me with the utmost disgust then gave me my first *******. Most memorable because of the result, if I remember more I'll post em.
Londonman09
Don Juan
I worked with a girl named Virginia who use to flirt playfully with me about 6 or 7 years ago..
One day in the back of the store I leaned over to her..
me: "hey whats better than being in the heart of Texas?"
her: confused look... "what?"
me: " 9 inches in Virginia" and I gave her a grin..
The look on her face was priceless and I thought I might have gone too far... but couple weeks later when I came home from work she was hanging out with my roomate (fellow coworker" ... and literally threw a condom in my lap, got up.. and walked to my bedroom. She was maybe a 7.5 blonde with a great ass... kinda wish Id run into her again
One day in the back of the store I leaned over to her..
me: "hey whats better than being in the heart of Texas?"
her: confused look... "what?"
me: " 9 inches in Virginia" and I gave her a grin..
The look on her face was priceless and I thought I might have gone too far... but couple weeks later when I came home from work she was hanging out with my roomate (fellow coworker" ... and literally threw a condom in my lap, got up.. and walked to my bedroom. She was maybe a 7.5 blonde with a great ass... kinda wish Id run into her again
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
old_skoolr
Master Don Juan
Great thread, some real classics here,
im 21 talking to this girl who was 26 on fb
her: blah blah how old are you?
me: 21 urself?
her: im 26 :S
me: so? ur gna stop talking to me just coz im younger
her: (you can tell she was thrown off guard) no hun of course not, coffee soon?
got her number and slept with her on the first date
this ones abit childish but got to her real good
her: one of these days im gonna kill you
me: really?
her: yep, wherever u are in the world i will make sure i find you and kill you
me: wow......i never knew i meant that much to you
doesnt seem like much but the reality was she lost all power in the convo, and the fact i delivered it so simply like i wasnt even paying attention to what she was saying really got to her.....she went crazy red though haha
didnt get a chance to go out with her though another regret.
im 21 talking to this girl who was 26 on fb
her: blah blah how old are you?
me: 21 urself?
her: im 26 :S
me: so? ur gna stop talking to me just coz im younger
her: (you can tell she was thrown off guard) no hun of course not, coffee soon?
got her number and slept with her on the first date
this ones abit childish but got to her real good
her: one of these days im gonna kill you
me: really?
her: yep, wherever u are in the world i will make sure i find you and kill you
me: wow......i never knew i meant that much to you
doesnt seem like much but the reality was she lost all power in the convo, and the fact i delivered it so simply like i wasnt even paying attention to what she was saying really got to her.....she went crazy red though haha
didnt get a chance to go out with her though
another regret.I was with one of my best friends last night, told me this great line he uses, with a typical situation
-He was at a house party
-Flirting/Drinking with this other girl
-She was flirting, but acting standoffish everytime he suggested they go somewhere
-He finally said "look how drunk you are, you're no use to me now" a bit condescendingly
-She looked him dead in the eye, and said "carry me upstairs and find out"
-He was at a house party
-Flirting/Drinking with this other girl
-She was flirting, but acting standoffish everytime he suggested they go somewhere
-He finally said "look how drunk you are, you're no use to me now" a bit condescendingly
-She looked him dead in the eye, and said "carry me upstairs and find out"
SupaPowa
Don Juan
No no I got one!...ehm...
Hey...Are your parents retarted? Cause you look very special!
*Note that I haven't really tried this....I'd be 6 feet under if I had...no 12!! No...ummm...24 FEET!!! (Continues for a while)
Hey...Are your parents retarted? Cause you look very special!
*Note that I haven't really tried this....I'd be 6 feet under if I had...no 12!! No...ummm...24 FEET!!! (Continues for a while)
I was with a girl and behind her was a mirror, looking i her eyes and than looked away and said: "Wow, what a beautiful woman." Than she look back and say: "Where?" and than i say "right there." point to her reflex on the mirror.
She loved it
She loved it
I think I was in Hot Topic and this fine girl that worked there comes up to me and asks:
"Hey do you need help finding anything?"
I replied:
"No because I just found you..."
The girl melted!! Her guard was completely destroyed and she had this huge grin on her face! I felt sooooo smooth!
"Hey do you need help finding anything?"
I replied:
"No because I just found you..."
The girl melted!! Her guard was completely destroyed and she had this huge grin on her face! I felt sooooo smooth!
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
lol Man I wouldn't call any of this smooth.... But hey what do I know?old_skoolr said:Great thread, some real classics here,
im 21 talking to this girl who was 26 on fb
her: blah blah how old are you?
me: 21 urself?
her: im 26 :S
me: so? ur gna stop talking to me just coz im younger
her: (you can tell she was thrown off guard) no hun of course not, coffee soon?
got her number and slept with her on the first date
this ones abit childish but got to her real good
her: one of these days im gonna kill you
me: really?
her: yep, wherever u are in the world i will make sure i find you and kill you
me: wow......i never knew i meant that much to you
doesnt seem like much but the reality was she lost all power in the convo, and the fact i delivered it so simply like i wasnt even paying attention to what she was saying really got to her.....she went crazy red though haha
didnt get a chance to go out with her though
At a party, and the girl I liked was there. She actually had a really neat colored eyes (but any girl will reply to what I said)
*After talking about her vacation...
Me: I have a question...What color do you consider your eyes? I can't put my finger on it.
Her: I have changing eyes, there blue but they sometimes turn green.
So a few days later we meet up again, we're drinking and I use the lets play the name game technique.
Me: Ill say a letter, and you say something that comes to your mind.
Her: okay (a bit standoffish)
Me: K (knowing her name start with a K)
Her: Kelsey!! (obviously enthused to talk about herself)
Me: ..Chameleon
Her: *short pause*.... Chameleon doesn't start with a K!
Me: Changing eyes
Her: *blushing...good memory.
*After talking about her vacation...
Me: I have a question...What color do you consider your eyes? I can't put my finger on it.
Her: I have changing eyes, there blue but they sometimes turn green.
So a few days later we meet up again, we're drinking and I use the lets play the name game technique.
Me: Ill say a letter, and you say something that comes to your mind.
Her: okay (a bit standoffish)
Me: K (knowing her name start with a K)
Her: Kelsey!! (obviously enthused to talk about herself)
Me: ..Chameleon
Her: *short pause*.... Chameleon doesn't start with a K!
Me: Changing eyes
Her: *blushing...good memory.
European-DJ
Master Don Juan
Me; "Damn.. Leaving alredy? i didn't even get the chance to flirt with you.
Her; Gigles "Bad huh'".
Me; "yeah, too bad, ask for my number and we can flirt".
Done deal, she asked for my number, and texted me a bit later - (she is my gf atm)
Her; Gigles "Bad huh'".
Me; "yeah, too bad, ask for my number and we can flirt".
Done deal, she asked for my number, and texted me a bit later - (she is my gf atm)
kidsmooves
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so i met this shortyy the other day, got her number, called her up like...
what you doooin
she said nothiin
i said whats good
she said not much
i said guess what
she said wats up
i said i think we should hook up
she said uhh
i say what
she say but
i say but? why u stuck?
she said f*ck
i said who
she said you know
i know what?
you know who
i said i do?
she said you do
i said i do but i really don't because its you that i really want. we can do what you really want. girl we grown. and if he aint gonna treat you rightt then i aint gonna treat you wrong. thats my word. she done heard so many lies, she dont know whats true or not. shortyy like a valet service i swear she been thru a lot but i park her car in place and never let her cry alone. i listen to her heart beat because it plays my favorite song
what you doooin
she said nothiin
i said whats good
she said not much
i said guess what
she said wats up
i said i think we should hook up
she said uhh
i say what
she say but
i say but? why u stuck?
she said f*ck
i said who
she said you know
i know what?
you know who
i said i do?
she said you do
i said i do but i really don't because its you that i really want. we can do what you really want. girl we grown. and if he aint gonna treat you rightt then i aint gonna treat you wrong. thats my word. she done heard so many lies, she dont know whats true or not. shortyy like a valet service i swear she been thru a lot but i park her car in place and never let her cry alone. i listen to her heart beat because it plays my favorite song
BeLoSH
Don Juan
some of these are beyond cheesy and i would avoid.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.