The sex question of the day / field report

[So pimp its scary]

Have you ever been d!cking some ***** and then the condom just dissappeared???

Allow me to explain, last night I went to this slutty little club in my area with a buddy, and I was getting a little down because noone was checking me out, at all. I made a couple of approaches, but with very little more then polite conversation, meanwhile my buddy got approached by 2 different ladies that night.

Things were going down, when I saw a couple of girls that had been circling the bar, so I made a comment and one of the 2 grabs my hand, but lets go as she keeps walking... "Game on!" I thought, as I walked up to them.

So, she brings me to the dancefloor, and starts grinding me... then she asks me, "What are you doing after? Coming to my place?" Obviously I was like ya, cuz, well she wasn't hot but she passed the looks test.

Anyway, in the heat of passion the condom fell off once or twice... and it was quickly found... but then the third time the condom straight dissappeared, nowhere to be found. we looked for about ten minutes, but then she just pulled out another jimmy hat and we carried on... I'll have to ask her if she found it later... if I decide to call her back.... maybe get some booty call thing happening.

 

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Originally posted by So pimp its scary
Anyway, in the heat of passion the condom fell off once or twice... and it was quickly found... but then the third time the condom straight dissappeared, nowhere to be found. we looked for about ten minutes, but then she just pulled out another jimmy hat and we carried on... I'll have to ask her if she found it later... if I decide to call her back.... maybe get some booty call thing happening.

LOL can't you guess where it went? I've had that happen before. It's highy entertaining watching a chick trying to find a condom inside her puss

 

[So pimp its scary]

That's what happened the first couple times, but not the third... she even checked there. (Twice if I recall)

Unless it's still there... but wouldn't she have noticed that because we kept going after looking... oh well, not my problem.

 

[bugsquish]

Well her puss is deeper than her fingers can reach. She may need medical attention...

 

[So pimp its scary]

That's not a happy thought... hopefully she figures that out sooner rather then later.

 

[Click Here]

dude, dont buy magnum xxxxxxl's then.

 

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Originally posted by Click Here
dude, dont buy magnum xxxxxxl's then.

ROFL!

 

[So pimp its scary]

Ya... for sure, I was pretty drunk when I got them, I was looking for the only ones that fit... the xxxxxl, I musta grabbed one x too many...

But, that doesn't really matter, it's mostly friction that makes them fall off anyway.

 

[WaterTiger]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Tell the girl to douche! She'll get ti out that way. Next time, you better use duct tape to keep that sucker on!

(still laughing)

 

[bugsquish]

Well the alcohol definetely doesn't help. If its a tight fit no amount of friction is gonna pull that sucker off. Unless she's dry, in which case you're starting too soon