So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
Have you ever been d!cking some ***** and then the condom just dissappeared???
Allow me to explain, last night I went to this slutty little club in my area with a buddy, and I was getting a little down because noone was checking me out, at all. I made a couple of approaches, but with very little more then polite conversation, meanwhile my buddy got approached by 2 different ladies that night.
Things were going down, when I saw a couple of girls that had been circling the bar, so I made a comment and one of the 2 grabs my hand, but lets go as she keeps walking... "Game on!" I thought, as I walked up to them.
So, she brings me to the dancefloor, and starts grinding me... then she asks me, "What are you doing after? Coming to my place?" Obviously I was like ya, cuz, well she wasn't hot but she passed the looks test.
Anyway, in the heat of passion the condom fell off once or twice... and it was quickly found... but then the third time the condom straight dissappeared, nowhere to be found. we looked for about ten minutes, but then she just pulled out another jimmy hat and we carried on... I'll have to ask her if she found it later... if I decide to call her back.... maybe get some booty call thing happening.
Allow me to explain, last night I went to this slutty little club in my area with a buddy, and I was getting a little down because noone was checking me out, at all. I made a couple of approaches, but with very little more then polite conversation, meanwhile my buddy got approached by 2 different ladies that night.
Things were going down, when I saw a couple of girls that had been circling the bar, so I made a comment and one of the 2 grabs my hand, but lets go as she keeps walking... "Game on!" I thought, as I walked up to them.
So, she brings me to the dancefloor, and starts grinding me... then she asks me, "What are you doing after? Coming to my place?" Obviously I was like ya, cuz, well she wasn't hot but she passed the looks test.
Anyway, in the heat of passion the condom fell off once or twice... and it was quickly found... but then the third time the condom straight dissappeared, nowhere to be found. we looked for about ten minutes, but then she just pulled out another jimmy hat and we carried on... I'll have to ask her if she found it later... if I decide to call her back.... maybe get some booty call thing happening.
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