"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The problem is there are too many men.
- Thread starter Good Gao
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
MrWood
Master Don Juan
i dont see how... all the 10 countries listed are not "Western"
hit that pipe again...
EyeBRollin
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None of them hold any power in what is geopolitically considered “the west.” In other words no one cares about those countries.
If God was against homosexuality he would have invented a plague to wipe them out.....oh wait.
But it's backfired because of these so-called bisexuals and the brothers on the down low.
So no, not thank fvck for the lgbt (qrivyedp)
MrWood
Master Don Juan
unless you live where you have access to these women or live there.
that was the point actually... get outside your stupid bubble of 'merica and experience actual non-pedestalized women
*sigh*
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
mellow_yellow
Don Juan
What do you mean exactly...that it's easy or that for it to be considered "hard work", you need to put endless hours into it? My point is that it's very possible to be working very hard and make very little progress unless you apply some strategy to the approach. I think that's why so many people drop off and fail even when they have the right intentions.