"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The Person BELOW You Thread

Deep Dish

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Say something insightful about the person who will post below you.

The person below me once had a pet llama named "Steve".
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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The person below me once had a dog named "Joo Joo."

By the way, this thread makes absolutely no sense.
 

Bonez

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The person above me has no common sense.

The person below me used permanent marker on peoples faces at parties over the weekend.
 

DogFashionDisco

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The person below me has 3 testicles, lives with his parents, and spends his spare time in chatrooms pretending to be a 13 year old girl.
 

seanchai

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The person below me will end up in prison for attempting to coax my 9-year-old daughter into his car with a rubber hamburger and soft cooing.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Skel

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I have masterbated to the persons picture below me.
 

donjuanjovi

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The person below me has the honour of being mentioned in one of my posts......... And is also gay.
 

WesCottII

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Whatever the person says below me IS A LIE
 

lildevil

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The person above me is my psycho ex- whos a transexual...nd wants to get laid

WHile the person below me is a a girl that is scared of small spaces..but doesnt mind going to clubs...what a freak
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Bonez

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The person below me sticks his(or her) finger in his(or her) bum when he(or she) gets scared

edited for penkitten
 

Create Reality

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the person below me likes to smell people's fingers :crackup:
 

TyTe`EyEs

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The person below me was casually taking his daily liquor poop when he found a used condom in his buttocks.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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mikeyb

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The person below me has wet dreams about racoons.
 

Rebound Material

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the person below me gets off on videos of the 9/11 attacks.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

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