"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Person BELOW You Thread

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Say something insightful about the person who will post below you.

The person below me once had a pet llama named "Steve".
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The person below me once had a dog named "Joo Joo."

By the way, this thread makes absolutely no sense.
 

Bonez

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The person above me has no common sense.

The person below me used permanent marker on peoples faces at parties over the weekend.
 

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The person below me has 3 testicles, lives with his parents, and spends his spare time in chatrooms pretending to be a 13 year old girl.
 

seanchai

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The person below me will end up in prison for attempting to coax my 9-year-old daughter into his car with a rubber hamburger and soft cooing.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I have masterbated to the persons picture below me.
 

donjuanjovi

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The person below me has the honour of being mentioned in one of my posts......... And is also gay.
 

WesCottII

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Whatever the person says below me IS A LIE
 

lildevil

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The person above me is my psycho ex- whos a transexual...nd wants to get laid

WHile the person below me is a a girl that is scared of small spaces..but doesnt mind going to clubs...what a freak
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bonez

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The person below me sticks his(or her) finger in his(or her) bum when he(or she) gets scared

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Create Reality

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the person below me likes to smell people's fingers :crackup:
 

TyTe`EyEs

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The person below me was casually taking his daily liquor poop when he found a used condom in his buttocks.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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The person below me has wet dreams about racoons.
 

Rebound Material

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the person below me gets off on videos of the 9/11 attacks.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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