"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The Person BELOW You Thread

Deep Dish

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Say something insightful about the person who will post below you.

The person below me once had a pet llama named "Steve".
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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The person below me once had a dog named "Joo Joo."

By the way, this thread makes absolutely no sense.
 

Bonez

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The person above me has no common sense.

The person below me used permanent marker on peoples faces at parties over the weekend.
 

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The person below me has 3 testicles, lives with his parents, and spends his spare time in chatrooms pretending to be a 13 year old girl.
 

seanchai

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The person below me will end up in prison for attempting to coax my 9-year-old daughter into his car with a rubber hamburger and soft cooing.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Skel

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I have masterbated to the persons picture below me.
 

donjuanjovi

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The person below me has the honour of being mentioned in one of my posts......... And is also gay.
 

WesCottII

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Whatever the person says below me IS A LIE
 

lildevil

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The person above me is my psycho ex- whos a transexual...nd wants to get laid

WHile the person below me is a a girl that is scared of small spaces..but doesnt mind going to clubs...what a freak
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Bonez

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The person below me sticks his(or her) finger in his(or her) bum when he(or she) gets scared

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Create Reality

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the person below me likes to smell people's fingers :crackup:
 

TyTe`EyEs

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The person below me was casually taking his daily liquor poop when he found a used condom in his buttocks.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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mikeyb

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The person below me has wet dreams about racoons.
 

Rebound Material

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the person below me gets off on videos of the 9/11 attacks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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