"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The PERFECT theme song for So Suave!

Naughty Ninja

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Most all of you have seen this music video a while ago. I couldn't help but think it reminds me of So Suave. Could it be the theme song for SS?

If you've already seen it it becomes funny all over again thinking about this site! LMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY


"Jizz in my pants"- Lonely Island.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Purefilth

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Thats not even funny, its a terrible condition.

All the poor SS posters that this actuall affects is unreal!

"GUYS GUYS A GIRL LOOKED AT ME!!! WHAT DO I DO??????"
*splash*
"nevermind, i'm done"

I for one wear a rubber at all times, its a necessity!
 

VladPatton

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Jamie Lynn looks damn fine in that vid, funny ʂhit.

In all seriousness, you gotta know how to recover if you do pop too soon.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Down Low

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Uh, no.

Here's my choice. The guy is improving himself, he has massive help in his task, but got in too deep with a cvntish career woman who is in fact smoking hot, and fvcked up and married her. No matter. He's our hero and we stand behind him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9Q3orQhEcA
 

Poonani Maker

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Here's mine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djookNXjokQ cause I'm always in constant break-up. My standards are too high. I command upmost respect, and as you know, most American b!tches today can only Fake respect for you for maybe a week or two, then she's disrespecting you either behind the scenes or blatantly in your face. You can just Sense when she's seeing you not as her goto source, seeing you in a less and less light. That's ok, "I need another b!tch...in my life..."
 
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