"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The PERFECT theme song for So Suave!

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Most all of you have seen this music video a while ago. I couldn't help but think it reminds me of So Suave. Could it be the theme song for SS?

If you've already seen it it becomes funny all over again thinking about this site! LMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY


"Jizz in my pants"- Lonely Island.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Thats not even funny, its a terrible condition.

All the poor SS posters that this actuall affects is unreal!

"GUYS GUYS A GIRL LOOKED AT ME!!! WHAT DO I DO??????"
*splash*
"nevermind, i'm done"

I for one wear a rubber at all times, its a necessity!
 
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Jamie Lynn looks damn fine in that vid, funny ʂhit.

In all seriousness, you gotta know how to recover if you do pop too soon.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Uh, no.

Here's my choice. The guy is improving himself, he has massive help in his task, but got in too deep with a cvntish career woman who is in fact smoking hot, and fvcked up and married her. No matter. He's our hero and we stand behind him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9Q3orQhEcA
 
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Here's mine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djookNXjokQ cause I'm always in constant break-up. My standards are too high. I command upmost respect, and as you know, most American b!tches today can only Fake respect for you for maybe a week or two, then she's disrespecting you either behind the scenes or blatantly in your face. You can just Sense when she's seeing you not as her goto source, seeing you in a less and less light. That's ok, "I need another b!tch...in my life..."
 
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