"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The PERFECT theme song for So Suave!

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Most all of you have seen this music video a while ago. I couldn't help but think it reminds me of So Suave. Could it be the theme song for SS?

If you've already seen it it becomes funny all over again thinking about this site! LMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY


"Jizz in my pants"- Lonely Island.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Thats not even funny, its a terrible condition.

All the poor SS posters that this actuall affects is unreal!

"GUYS GUYS A GIRL LOOKED AT ME!!! WHAT DO I DO??????"
*splash*
"nevermind, i'm done"

I for one wear a rubber at all times, its a necessity!
 
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Jamie Lynn looks damn fine in that vid, funny ʂhit.

In all seriousness, you gotta know how to recover if you do pop too soon.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Uh, no.

Here's my choice. The guy is improving himself, he has massive help in his task, but got in too deep with a cvntish career woman who is in fact smoking hot, and fvcked up and married her. No matter. He's our hero and we stand behind him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9Q3orQhEcA
 
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Here's mine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djookNXjokQ cause I'm always in constant break-up. My standards are too high. I command upmost respect, and as you know, most American b!tches today can only Fake respect for you for maybe a week or two, then she's disrespecting you either behind the scenes or blatantly in your face. You can just Sense when she's seeing you not as her goto source, seeing you in a less and less light. That's ok, "I need another b!tch...in my life..."
 
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