"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The PERFECT theme song for So Suave!

Naughty Ninja

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Most all of you have seen this music video a while ago. I couldn't help but think it reminds me of So Suave. Could it be the theme song for SS?

If you've already seen it it becomes funny all over again thinking about this site! LMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY


"Jizz in my pants"- Lonely Island.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Thats not even funny, its a terrible condition.

All the poor SS posters that this actuall affects is unreal!

"GUYS GUYS A GIRL LOOKED AT ME!!! WHAT DO I DO??????"
*splash*
"nevermind, i'm done"

I for one wear a rubber at all times, its a necessity!
 

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Jamie Lynn looks damn fine in that vid, funny ʂhit.

In all seriousness, you gotta know how to recover if you do pop too soon.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Down Low

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Uh, no.

Here's my choice. The guy is improving himself, he has massive help in his task, but got in too deep with a cvntish career woman who is in fact smoking hot, and fvcked up and married her. No matter. He's our hero and we stand behind him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9Q3orQhEcA
 

Poonani Maker

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Here's mine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djookNXjokQ cause I'm always in constant break-up. My standards are too high. I command upmost respect, and as you know, most American b!tches today can only Fake respect for you for maybe a week or two, then she's disrespecting you either behind the scenes or blatantly in your face. You can just Sense when she's seeing you not as her goto source, seeing you in a less and less light. That's ok, "I need another b!tch...in my life..."
 
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