"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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the outlook of a DJ's bed

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i was wonderin bout a good color that looks masculine for a dj's bed's cover(everything that covers the bed i mean..thats wut covers u when ure asleep)

well that sounds stupid, i kno that, but mum wants to buy me new bed covers and im not finding the right color, im thinking of dark green. wut do u guys think?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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it's what you like. unless I have company, I rarely actually sleep in my bed.. I perfer the couch for some reason.. I have silk lavander sheets, it matches the outlay of my room
 

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get a bedspread with smurfs on it. All the chicks will dig you.
 

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Obsidian said:
get a bedspread with smurfs on it. All the chicks will dig you.
What are you talking about? It's Spiderman all the way! :rockon:
 

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dude, you can't go wrong withj the smurfs... I mean.. their smurfs

What woman in their right mind is going to say something negative towards cute little blue people?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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backbreaker said:
...What woman in their right mind is going to say something negative towards cute little blue people?
Smurfette. She was the only female in the entire village. She had to service 99 of those blue meanies. Well, 97 1/2; Brainy Smurf was asexual and Papa Smurf could only get it up half the time. :p
 

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backbreaker said:
it's what you like. unless I have company, I rarely actually sleep in my bed.. I perfer the couch for some reason.. I have silk lavander sheets, it matches the outlay of my room
Silk huh... Now thats pimpin.
 

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nothing says I'm going to fvck your brains out like lavander silk bedsheets, candles and the "backbreaker sex mix tape special".... (i promise I could sell this damn cd..i've been using it for 6 years).

If I don't have company, I might sleep in there 2 times a month. Hell i've had company and still not go to sleep in my bed.. it literarly only has one use.

I have a nice patio now where I live, I sleep outside alot, something you couldn't dream of doing in arkansas
 

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backbreaker said:
nothing says I'm going to fvck your brains out like lavander silk bedsheets, candles and the "backbreaker sex mix tape special".
LoL I like the way you think. Candles a must too. Oh man, its soo easy to seduce these girls into these "romantic" scenes, True Playboy status. Nice.
 

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i have this thing, i've had it all my life... I hate light. wanna piss me off? Cut a light on in my house. It's to damn bright. as we speak I am working, in the pitch dark and the only light is my pc screen. I put my pc in a room with no windows so in the day time there won't be any light beeming in.

I mean wheN i go outside I'm fine, and it's not really natural light, it's damn lightbulbs I hate. That's the REAL reason for the candles, becuase it provides a way to see without all the damn power of a lightbulb.. but owmen don't know that, they just think i'm "romantic"
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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