"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i was wonderin bout a good color that looks masculine for a dj's bed's cover(everything that covers the bed i mean..thats wut covers u when ure asleep)

well that sounds stupid, i kno that, but mum wants to buy me new bed covers and im not finding the right color, im thinking of dark green. wut do u guys think?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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it's what you like. unless I have company, I rarely actually sleep in my bed.. I perfer the couch for some reason.. I have silk lavander sheets, it matches the outlay of my room
 

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get a bedspread with smurfs on it. All the chicks will dig you.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Obsidian said:
get a bedspread with smurfs on it. All the chicks will dig you.
What are you talking about? It's Spiderman all the way! :rockon:
 

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dude, you can't go wrong withj the smurfs... I mean.. their smurfs

What woman in their right mind is going to say something negative towards cute little blue people?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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backbreaker said:
...What woman in their right mind is going to say something negative towards cute little blue people?
Smurfette. She was the only female in the entire village. She had to service 99 of those blue meanies. Well, 97 1/2; Brainy Smurf was asexual and Papa Smurf could only get it up half the time. :p
 

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backbreaker said:
it's what you like. unless I have company, I rarely actually sleep in my bed.. I perfer the couch for some reason.. I have silk lavander sheets, it matches the outlay of my room
Silk huh... Now thats pimpin.
 

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nothing says I'm going to fvck your brains out like lavander silk bedsheets, candles and the "backbreaker sex mix tape special".... (i promise I could sell this damn cd..i've been using it for 6 years).

If I don't have company, I might sleep in there 2 times a month. Hell i've had company and still not go to sleep in my bed.. it literarly only has one use.

I have a nice patio now where I live, I sleep outside alot, something you couldn't dream of doing in arkansas
 

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backbreaker said:
nothing says I'm going to fvck your brains out like lavander silk bedsheets, candles and the "backbreaker sex mix tape special".
LoL I like the way you think. Candles a must too. Oh man, its soo easy to seduce these girls into these "romantic" scenes, True Playboy status. Nice.
 

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i have this thing, i've had it all my life... I hate light. wanna piss me off? Cut a light on in my house. It's to damn bright. as we speak I am working, in the pitch dark and the only light is my pc screen. I put my pc in a room with no windows so in the day time there won't be any light beeming in.

I mean wheN i go outside I'm fine, and it's not really natural light, it's damn lightbulbs I hate. That's the REAL reason for the candles, becuase it provides a way to see without all the damn power of a lightbulb.. but owmen don't know that, they just think i'm "romantic"
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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