"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The only thing a woman is good for

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The only thing a woman is good for is to help me go to heaven. I want a woman to pray with and study the Bible with. If a woman is not willing to be a spiritual partner, I get rid of her. Help me go to heaven, don't lead me to hell.

I don't want a woman to fornicate with, nor do I want a woman to buy presents for, lunch, dinner, or run errands for her. If she can not help me go to heaven, she is worthless to me.

I need a woman with wisdom, moral strength, and that obeys Christ. She's looking for a true soldier of Christ. She knows how to keep her clothes on. That's the only kind that's good enough for me..
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The only thing a woman is good for is to help me go to heaven. I want a woman to pray with and study the Bible with. If a woman is not willing to be a spiritual partner, I get rid of her. Help me go to heaven, don't lead me to hell.

I don't want a woman to fornicate with, nor do I want a woman to buy presents for, lunch, dinner, or run errands for her. If she can not help me go to heaven, she is worthless to me.

I need a woman with wisdom, moral strength, and that obeys Christ. She's looking for a true soldier of Christ. She knows how to keep her clothes on. That's the only kind that's good enough for me..
I would pray that you guys do conjugate the situation as you move forward and pray on it. None of us are perfect. There are sins you'll make without even trying. ( thoughts )
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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The only thing a woman is good for is to help me go to heaven. I want a woman to pray with and study the Bible with. If a woman is not willing to be a spiritual partner, I get rid of her. Help me go to heaven, don't lead me to hell.

I don't want a woman to fornicate with, nor do I want a woman to buy presents for, lunch, dinner, or run errands for her. If she can not help me go to heaven, she is worthless to me.

I need a woman with wisdom, moral strength, and that obeys Christ. She's looking for a true soldier of Christ. She knows how to keep her clothes on. That's the only kind that's good enough for me..
God said it is better for man to be alone than to marry, but if he is weak and can not go without sex, to find a woman.

So, no, sex isn't going to make you stronger my dude or help you go to heaven.
 

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Fvcking and fvcking a mans life up. Just joking. A reasonable amount of sex will feed a part of a mans ego that non sex cant fill. For example my muscles hang better when im well sexed. My charisma higher too. Women can see it and so can people.
 

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If you need anyone's help other than Jesus to go to heaven you're doing it wrong.

Spiritual partner, I can understand, someone to "help" you get to heaven... bro no. That is down to you and you alone.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The only thing a woman is good for is to help me go to heaven. I want a woman to pray with and study the Bible with. If a woman is not willing to be a spiritual partner, I get rid of her. Help me go to heaven, don't lead me to hell.

I don't want a woman to fornicate with, nor do I want a woman to buy presents for, lunch, dinner, or run errands for her. If she can not help me go to heaven, she is worthless to me.

I need a woman with wisdom, moral strength, and that obeys Christ. She's looking for a true soldier of Christ. She knows how to keep her clothes on. That's the only kind that's good enough for me..
This has got to be the best troll post ever....if it was a troll posting.

But in the event that u r being serious, you might need to grow up a little bit by moving out of mommy's house and attend some de-brainwashing sessions with a professional.
 

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The only thing a woman is good for is to help me go to heaven. I want a woman to pray with and study the Bible with. If a woman is not willing to be a spiritual partner, I get rid of her. Help me go to heaven, don't lead me to hell.

I don't want a woman to fornicate with, nor do I want a woman to buy presents for, lunch, dinner, or run errands for her. If she can not help me go to heaven, she is worthless to me.

I need a woman with wisdom, moral strength, and that obeys Christ. She's looking for a true soldier of Christ. She knows how to keep her clothes on. That's the only kind that's good enough for me..
Genesis 1:28, KJV: "And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth."

We are commanded to mate, it is the divine plan. And to do it often. Anything else is disobedience.
 

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1 Corinthians
7 For I wish that all men were even as I myself. But each one has his own gift from God, one in this manner and another in that.

8 But I say to the unmarried and to the widows: It is good for them if they remain even as I am; 9 but if they cannot exercise self-control, let them marry. For it is better to marry than to burn with passion.


32 But I want you to be without [b]care. He who is unmarried [c]cares for the things of the Lord—how he may please the Lord. 33 But he who is married cares about the things of the world—how he may please his wife. 34 There is a difference between a wife and a virgin. The unmarried woman cares about the things of the Lord, that she may be holy both in body and in spirit. But she who is married cares about the things of the world—how she may please her husband. 35 And this I say for your own profit, not that I may put a leash on you, but for what is proper, and that you may serve the Lord without distraction.

36 But if any man thinks he is behaving improperly toward his [d]virgin, if she is past the flower of youth, and thus it must be, let him do what he wishes. He does not sin; let them marry. 37 Nevertheless he who stands steadfast in his heart, having no necessity, but has power over his own will, and has so determined in his heart that he will keep his [e]virgin, does well. 38 So then he who gives [f]her in marriage does well, but he who does not give her in marriage does better.

39 A wife is bound by law as long as her husband lives; but if her husband dies, she is at liberty to be married to whom she wishes, only in the Lord. 40 But she is happier if she remains as she is, according to my judgment—and I think I also have the Spirit of God.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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