"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The Only Advice You Ever Have To Know!!111

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HEY GUYS!

I have a tip that is SURE to get you what you want - sex as free and plentiful as tap water!!!!

My mate gazza uses this and he has got over 300 roots since this time last year. he gets a root every night, he says this tip has a 80% hit ratio.

What he does, is goes to pubs and starts talking to girls - but first he tells them he is a faggot! LOL! And THEN he starts to hit on them, and they are "liek omg!" and they are so amazed that a gay guy is pulling them, that they go for it just to tell their friends!!!!!111

I SWEAR THIS WORKS. I GAURENTEE!


You want FREE SEX! DO IT!

Good LUCK :)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Don't KNOCK it til you TRY it!

I SWEAR it works, my bud gazaa SWEARS by it! Gazza is even on these forums, I will get him to reply!
 
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Yeah, I can get laid without telling women I'm gay.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Very enterprising idea - I believe something like this will work on all the hors out here - because hors like conquest as much as men; however, you must sacrifice your manhood, at least your image of manhood, for the sake of getting a woman to appreciate your manhood!!!:rolleyes:
 
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"hey honey...you're hot...i'm a faggot...wanna fvck?"

right.
 
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Originally posted by Knicknack
keep this trash off this forum
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You mean the poster?
 
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