"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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HEY GUYS!

I have a tip that is SURE to get you what you want - sex as free and plentiful as tap water!!!!

My mate gazza uses this and he has got over 300 roots since this time last year. he gets a root every night, he says this tip has a 80% hit ratio.

What he does, is goes to pubs and starts talking to girls - but first he tells them he is a faggot! LOL! And THEN he starts to hit on them, and they are "liek omg!" and they are so amazed that a gay guy is pulling them, that they go for it just to tell their friends!!!!!111

I SWEAR THIS WORKS. I GAURENTEE!


You want FREE SEX! DO IT!

Good LUCK :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Don't KNOCK it til you TRY it!

I SWEAR it works, my bud gazaa SWEARS by it! Gazza is even on these forums, I will get him to reply!
 
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Yeah, I can get laid without telling women I'm gay.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Very enterprising idea - I believe something like this will work on all the hors out here - because hors like conquest as much as men; however, you must sacrifice your manhood, at least your image of manhood, for the sake of getting a woman to appreciate your manhood!!!:rolleyes:
 
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"hey honey...you're hot...i'm a faggot...wanna fvck?"

right.
 
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Originally posted by Knicknack
keep this trash off this forum
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You mean the poster?
 
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