ThunderMaverick
Master Don Juan
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j0n024 said:
OK!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
The Official "Post a pic of the fattest chick you've ever fooled around with" thread
- Thread starter Jaxon
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OK!
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
navyseal2101
Master Don Juan
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omg that god warrior thing, holy ****.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I love the GOD WARRIORS because I am a God Warrior. Nietzsche would be proud of me.DJDamage said:
comic_relief
I feel sorry for that Camel...
Here's mine:http://www.junglephotos.com/africa/afanimals/mammals/hippo.jpg
Here's mine:http://www.junglephotos.com/africa/afanimals/mammals/hippo.jpg
Wow she has some nice big breasts on her. She's 'thicker' than most girls but shes not grotesquely fat... with a little diet and exercise, I'm sure she'd be top shape. And like a previous poster said, she looks like she's having a blast traveling.
...Silly thread.
Dig the Hippo pic above. Now that's sexy (especially with the birds on the back, woo!)
...Silly thread.
Dig the Hippo pic above. Now that's sexy (especially with the birds on the back, woo!)
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
:crackup: I remember seeing that. The fat, [athetic hypocrite ended up taking the money anyway.DJDamage said:
I honestly feel bad for those kids.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.