ThunderMaverick
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j0n024 said:
OK!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
The Official "Post a pic of the fattest chick you've ever fooled around with" thread
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OK!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
navyseal2101
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omg that god warrior thing, holy ****.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I love the GOD WARRIORS because I am a God Warrior. Nietzsche would be proud of me.DJDamage said:
comic_relief
I feel sorry for that Camel...
Here's mine:http://www.junglephotos.com/africa/afanimals/mammals/hippo.jpg
Here's mine:http://www.junglephotos.com/africa/afanimals/mammals/hippo.jpg
Wow she has some nice big breasts on her. She's 'thicker' than most girls but shes not grotesquely fat... with a little diet and exercise, I'm sure she'd be top shape. And like a previous poster said, she looks like she's having a blast traveling.
...Silly thread.
Dig the Hippo pic above. Now that's sexy (especially with the birds on the back, woo!)
...Silly thread.
Dig the Hippo pic above. Now that's sexy (especially with the birds on the back, woo!)
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
:crackup: I remember seeing that. The fat, [athetic hypocrite ended up taking the money anyway.DJDamage said:
I honestly feel bad for those kids.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.