ThunderMaverick
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j0n024 said:
OK!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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OK!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
navyseal2101
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omg that god warrior thing, holy ****.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I love the GOD WARRIORS because I am a God Warrior. Nietzsche would be proud of me.DJDamage said:
comic_relief
I feel sorry for that Camel...
Here's mine:http://www.junglephotos.com/africa/afanimals/mammals/hippo.jpg
Here's mine:http://www.junglephotos.com/africa/afanimals/mammals/hippo.jpg
Wow she has some nice big breasts on her. She's 'thicker' than most girls but shes not grotesquely fat... with a little diet and exercise, I'm sure she'd be top shape. And like a previous poster said, she looks like she's having a blast traveling.
...Silly thread.
Dig the Hippo pic above. Now that's sexy (especially with the birds on the back, woo!)
...Silly thread.
Dig the Hippo pic above. Now that's sexy (especially with the birds on the back, woo!)
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
:crackup: I remember seeing that. The fat, [athetic hypocrite ended up taking the money anyway.DJDamage said:
I honestly feel bad for those kids.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.