ThunderMaverick
Master Don Juan
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j0n024 said:
OK!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The Official "Post a pic of the fattest chick you've ever fooled around with" thread
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OK!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
navyseal2101
Master Don Juan
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omg that god warrior thing, holy ****.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I love the GOD WARRIORS because I am a God Warrior. Nietzsche would be proud of me.DJDamage said:
comic_relief
I feel sorry for that Camel...
Here's mine:http://www.junglephotos.com/africa/afanimals/mammals/hippo.jpg
Here's mine:http://www.junglephotos.com/africa/afanimals/mammals/hippo.jpg
Wow she has some nice big breasts on her. She's 'thicker' than most girls but shes not grotesquely fat... with a little diet and exercise, I'm sure she'd be top shape. And like a previous poster said, she looks like she's having a blast traveling.
...Silly thread.
Dig the Hippo pic above. Now that's sexy (especially with the birds on the back, woo!)
...Silly thread.
Dig the Hippo pic above. Now that's sexy (especially with the birds on the back, woo!)
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
:crackup: I remember seeing that. The fat, [athetic hypocrite ended up taking the money anyway.DJDamage said:
I honestly feel bad for those kids.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.