Fred Da Head
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Damn, this was on 2nd page!!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
The New and Of Course Improved... High School Bible
- Thread starter Lorenzo
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
thatzcute211
212... all in the name
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
-Yours Truly
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
-Yours Truly
"Ignorance is a blessing."
-Yours Truly
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win. Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
-Yours Truly
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
-Yours Truly
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
-Yours Truly
"Ignorance is a blessing."
-Yours Truly
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win. Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
-Yours Truly
Lorenzo
Master Don Juan
Added some stuff, balblalblablalabl, enjoy!
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“Carpe Diem."
"The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?"
"When you are sure you know something through and through... be sure, also, that by changing your perspective, you'll know nothing at all"
“Low there do I see my Father. Low there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers. Low there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning. Low they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla... where the brave may live, forever!”
–Norseman Prayer
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AIM: KinoOI
E-mail: [email protected]
The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible
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“Carpe Diem."
"The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?"
"When you are sure you know something through and through... be sure, also, that by changing your perspective, you'll know nothing at all"
“Low there do I see my Father. Low there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers. Low there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning. Low they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla... where the brave may live, forever!”
–Norseman Prayer
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection." -Yours Truly
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward." -Yours Truly
"Ignorance is a blessing." -Yours Truly
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?" -Yours Truly
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We suggest you read The DJ Bible before posting.
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Topic: The High School Don Juan Bible
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection." -Yours Truly
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward." -Yours Truly
"Ignorance is a blessing." -Yours Truly
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?" -Yours Truly
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
my armpits smell like marijuana.
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
Two. One. Six.
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
my armpits smell like marijuana.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
The Antichrist_Star
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219... check out the first installment to Reloaded: The Series!
this belongs here:
http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/003841.html
bump
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/003841.html
bump
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
DuEcE DuEcE UnO
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
DuEcE DuEcE DuEcE
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there
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[This message has been edited by oakraiderz2 (edited 10-13-2002).]
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there
AIM- oakraiderz2
[email protected]
[This message has been edited by oakraiderz2 (edited 10-13-2002).]
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
.223 caliber
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
no no no no no you guys let it drop to the 5th thread!!!!
how could you....
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
how could you....
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
up up and away!!!!!
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
you sure love bumpin it dont you? lol
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Whatsupwiddat - Master Don Juan
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Whatsupwiddat - Master Don Juan
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Burn Baby Burn
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nah........
BUMP!
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
BUMP!
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
no no no no no
lets keep it up.
lorenzo i'm still waiting for a certain "something"..
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
lets keep it up.
lorenzo i'm still waiting for a certain "something"..
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.