Fred Da Head
Master Don Juan
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Damn, this was on 2nd page!!
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
The New and Of Course Improved... High School Bible
- Thread starter Lorenzo
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
thatzcute211
212... all in the name
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
-Yours Truly
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
-Yours Truly
"Ignorance is a blessing."
-Yours Truly
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win. Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
-Yours Truly
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
-Yours Truly
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
-Yours Truly
"Ignorance is a blessing."
-Yours Truly
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win. Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
-Yours Truly
Lorenzo
Master Don Juan
Added some stuff, balblalblablalabl, enjoy!
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“Carpe Diem."
"The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?"
"When you are sure you know something through and through... be sure, also, that by changing your perspective, you'll know nothing at all"
“Low there do I see my Father. Low there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers. Low there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning. Low they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla... where the brave may live, forever!”
–Norseman Prayer
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AIM: KinoOI
E-mail: [email protected]
The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible
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“Carpe Diem."
"The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?"
"When you are sure you know something through and through... be sure, also, that by changing your perspective, you'll know nothing at all"
“Low there do I see my Father. Low there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers. Low there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning. Low they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla... where the brave may live, forever!”
–Norseman Prayer
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection." -Yours Truly
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward." -Yours Truly
"Ignorance is a blessing." -Yours Truly
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?" -Yours Truly
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New here?
We suggest you read The DJ Bible before posting.
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Forum: High School Forum
Topic: The High School Don Juan Bible
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection." -Yours Truly
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward." -Yours Truly
"Ignorance is a blessing." -Yours Truly
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?" -Yours Truly
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
my armpits smell like marijuana.
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
Two. One. Six.
2-1-7
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
my armpits smell like marijuana.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
The Antichrist_Star
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219... check out the first installment to Reloaded: The Series!
this belongs here:
http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/003841.html
bump
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/003841.html
bump
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
DuEcE DuEcE UnO
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
DuEcE DuEcE DuEcE
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there
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[This message has been edited by oakraiderz2 (edited 10-13-2002).]
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there
AIM- oakraiderz2
[email protected]
[This message has been edited by oakraiderz2 (edited 10-13-2002).]
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
no no no no no you guys let it drop to the 5th thread!!!!
how could you....
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
how could you....
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
up up and away!!!!!
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
you sure love bumpin it dont you? lol
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Whatsupwiddat - Master Don Juan
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Burn Baby Burn
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Whatsupwiddat - Master Don Juan
AIM: HangTenHarrier
Burn Baby Burn
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nah........
BUMP!
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
BUMP!
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
no no no no no
lets keep it up.
lorenzo i'm still waiting for a certain "something"..
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
lets keep it up.
lorenzo i'm still waiting for a certain "something"..
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
"High risk can yield only high loss or high reward."
"Ignorance is a blessing."
"If you don't know the meaning of life why are you trying to win? Isn't that the same as not knowing what you're fighting for?"
"Life and death are the same thing"
-Yours Truly
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.