"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The New and Of Course Improved... High School Bible
- Thread starter Lorenzo
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Lorenzo
Master Don Juan
ElMusicaMan - My Story (may be insightful for some)
Are we learning yet?
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Master Don Juan
Anthony (Lorenzo)
AIM: EnzoOOI
E-mail: [email protected]
The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible
“I can imagine, that right now you are feeling a bit like Alice, tumbling down the rabbit hole?…… Let me tell you why you’re here. You’re here because you know something. What you know you can’t explain. But you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there is something wrong with the world. You don’t know what it is. But its there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me.…… Unfortunately no one can be, told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.…… You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes” - Laurence Fishburne
Sociopath31
Master Don Juan
Like a 12-step program to getting laid.
Lorenzo
Master Don Juan
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Master Don Juan
Anthony (Lorenzo)
AIM: EnzoOOI
E-mail: [email protected]
The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible
“I imagine, that right now you are feeling a bit like Alice, tumbling down the rabbit hole?…… Let me tell you why you’re here. You’re here because you know something. What you know you can’t explain. But you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there is something wrong with the world. You don’t know what it is. But its there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me.…… Unfortunately no one can be, told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.…… after this, there is no turning back, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes” - Laurence Fishburne
Sociopath31
Master Don Juan
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
HAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAAAA!!!
Later.
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Bedford
a.k.a Bedford
AIM-Sk8terBNS
Weapon of choice-Lorenzo's baseball bat
DWOFS=Don't Waste Our Fukkin Space
The DJ Bible
The HS Bible
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
BUMP
Sociopath31
Master Don Juan
Serg897
Master Don Juan
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-Sergio
AIM:Thrawn1212
E-Mail:[email protected]
"If at first you dont succeed, try, try, again"
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
SquirrelScammer
Senior Don Juan
Specter
Senior Don Juan
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Dateing is like fighting, Every one is differnt and has there own style and weakness. You must be able to pinpoint theise flaws and exploit them to the fullest to win the fight.
- My theroy
Lorenzo
Master Don Juan
Nine Breaker - The GREATEST Threat To A Don Juan
Or, just look in the HSDJB, chapter #2
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Master Don Juan
Anthony (Lorenzo)
AIM: EnzoOOI
E-mail: [email protected]
The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible
“The moment we lose everything we hurt like never before. But the moment after is the moment we begin our lives as we were intended, as men.”
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Bedford
a.k.a Bedford
AIM-Sk8terBNS
Weapon of choice-Lorenzo's baseball bat
DWOFS=Don't Waste Our Fukkin Space
The DJ Bible
The HS Bible
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
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Syncmaster signing out.
a.k.a ... Adam
Sociopath31
Master Don Juan
TheSplat
Master Don Juan
ScarFaceOI
Don Juan
CableLight
Master Don Juan
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CableLight
- Hey, I dunno what my name means either
"Always remember those you love. Even in death, no one is ever truely gone as long as they are remembered."
Life is the hardest teacher. For she gives the test first, and the lesson after.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.