Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
The New and Of Course Improved... High School Bible
- Thread starter Lorenzo
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Lorenzo
Master Don Juan
ElMusicaMan - My Story (may be insightful for some)
Are we learning yet?
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Master Don Juan
Anthony (Lorenzo)
AIM: EnzoOOI
E-mail: [email protected]
The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible
“I can imagine, that right now you are feeling a bit like Alice, tumbling down the rabbit hole?…… Let me tell you why you’re here. You’re here because you know something. What you know you can’t explain. But you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there is something wrong with the world. You don’t know what it is. But its there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me.…… Unfortunately no one can be, told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.…… You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes” - Laurence Fishburne
Sociopath31
Master Don Juan
Like a 12-step program to getting laid.
Lorenzo
Master Don Juan
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Master Don Juan
Anthony (Lorenzo)
AIM: EnzoOOI
E-mail: [email protected]
The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible
“I imagine, that right now you are feeling a bit like Alice, tumbling down the rabbit hole?…… Let me tell you why you’re here. You’re here because you know something. What you know you can’t explain. But you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there is something wrong with the world. You don’t know what it is. But its there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me.…… Unfortunately no one can be, told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.…… after this, there is no turning back, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes” - Laurence Fishburne
Sociopath31
Master Don Juan
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
HAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAAAA!!!
Later.
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Bedford
a.k.a Bedford
AIM-Sk8terBNS
Weapon of choice-Lorenzo's baseball bat
DWOFS=Don't Waste Our Fukkin Space
The DJ Bible
The HS Bible
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
BUMP
Sociopath31
Master Don Juan
Serg897
Master Don Juan
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-Sergio
AIM:Thrawn1212
E-Mail:[email protected]
"If at first you dont succeed, try, try, again"
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
SquirrelScammer
Senior Don Juan
Specter
Senior Don Juan
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Dateing is like fighting, Every one is differnt and has there own style and weakness. You must be able to pinpoint theise flaws and exploit them to the fullest to win the fight.
- My theroy
Lorenzo
Master Don Juan
Nine Breaker - The GREATEST Threat To A Don Juan
Or, just look in the HSDJB, chapter #2
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Master Don Juan
Anthony (Lorenzo)
AIM: EnzoOOI
E-mail: [email protected]
The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible
“The moment we lose everything we hurt like never before. But the moment after is the moment we begin our lives as we were intended, as men.”
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Bedford
a.k.a Bedford
AIM-Sk8terBNS
Weapon of choice-Lorenzo's baseball bat
DWOFS=Don't Waste Our Fukkin Space
The DJ Bible
The HS Bible
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
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Syncmaster signing out.
a.k.a ... Adam
Sociopath31
Master Don Juan
TheSplat
Master Don Juan
ScarFaceOI
Don Juan
CableLight
Master Don Juan
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CableLight
- Hey, I dunno what my name means either
"Always remember those you love. Even in death, no one is ever truely gone as long as they are remembered."
Life is the hardest teacher. For she gives the test first, and the lesson after.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.