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Man all I can say is OMG you guys are crackup.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
The NASTIEST thing that you have done
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Tomatoes
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Man...where do i start...
I slept with a girl my best mate really fancied.
I broke into my ex girlfriends house....without reason funnily enough...
I have seen some pretty sick porn.
I have masturbated in public without anyone knowing.
I have done worse....but i cant say as some people here actuallly KNOW me!
I slept with a girl my best mate really fancied.
I broke into my ex girlfriends house....without reason funnily enough...
I have seen some pretty sick porn.
I have masturbated in public without anyone knowing.
I have done worse....but i cant say as some people here actuallly KNOW me!
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Oh yeah I spit on a friend while playing soccer because he was talking shyt and I wanted to fight......:crazy: :crazy: that was in high school.
Grabbed shyt out of the toilet to keep it from clogging.
Masturbated on the way back from a roadtrip with my parents in the front seat---- they were like "what the fk is that smell???"
Attempted to masturbate in my HS french class by putting my coat over my desk, but this byatch kept looking back at me.
I was caught masturbating by my sister and dad. I was on the floor laying on my back jerking off and they walked in on me...
When I was a kid I use to pee on the floor of my room instead of in the bathroom. My parents were always embarrassed by the smell of my room, and when they needed to sell the house we had to get new carpet.... They thought I had mental problems....
Grabbed shyt out of the toilet to keep it from clogging.
Masturbated on the way back from a roadtrip with my parents in the front seat---- they were like "what the fk is that smell???"
Attempted to masturbate in my HS french class by putting my coat over my desk, but this byatch kept looking back at me.
I was caught masturbating by my sister and dad. I was on the floor laying on my back jerking off and they walked in on me...
When I was a kid I use to pee on the floor of my room instead of in the bathroom. My parents were always embarrassed by the smell of my room, and when they needed to sell the house we had to get new carpet.... They thought I had mental problems....
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What is 2nd base???Bad_Lil'Pixie said:
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I got you all beat!
One time, i was babysitting for my sister, & when the baby was asleep, i got their dog to lick my knob & i jerked off into it's face. I had a hard time explaining the sticky fur around the dogs head.
Another time, at the end of school when i had to hand my text books back, i jerked off over all of them (sometimes over seveal pages) for future students to enjoy.
Also, another time i was babystting (for someone else - this lot didn't have a dog) & i got bored so i experimented by putting a carrot up my bum. When i had finished (by pouring my *** into their shampoo bottles) i put the carrot back into their fridge!!!
I've also sucked a friends **** while they were passed out drunk. They still don't know to this day!!!
One time, i was babysitting for my sister, & when the baby was asleep, i got their dog to lick my knob & i jerked off into it's face. I had a hard time explaining the sticky fur around the dogs head.
Another time, at the end of school when i had to hand my text books back, i jerked off over all of them (sometimes over seveal pages) for future students to enjoy.
Also, another time i was babystting (for someone else - this lot didn't have a dog) & i got bored so i experimented by putting a carrot up my bum. When i had finished (by pouring my *** into their shampoo bottles) i put the carrot back into their fridge!!!
I've also sucked a friends **** while they were passed out drunk. They still don't know to this day!!!
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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^^^ Dude that has to be the best piece of fiction on this site..... besides all of these dragonball z fans claiming to be dj's...
typical
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LOL HAHA :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:SELF-MASTERY said:^^^ Dude that has to be the best piece of fiction on this site..... besides all of these dragonball z fans claiming to be dj's...
qweretyuiopas
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omgsandinista said:
lmao aww man that made me cry it was so funny :crackup:Bad_Lil'Pixie
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A position if the sport: softball. The base located directly opposite the home plate.SELF-MASTERY said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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Damn I'm sick of this thread and I created it.........
Heh, i've done some silly things, mainly while drinking of course.
Off the top, I can remember (though just barely) doing a shot of turps, meths then kerosene one after the other. Household solvents to alcohol are like amps to guitars, makes it a whole lot better!
Seriously though, I don't recommend it.
Off the top, I can remember (though just barely) doing a shot of turps, meths then kerosene one after the other. Household solvents to alcohol are like amps to guitars, makes it a whole lot better!
Seriously though, I don't recommend it.
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I masturbated during my finals exam at school. See, I thought wanking would improve my mental skills (turns out I was wrong), but I forgot to wank before the exam. So during the exam, I put a jacket over my crotch and started beating it.
The catch is, one girl next to me kept looking at me. After the exam, when we were leaving the classroom, this girl comes up to me and goes "Didn't know maths could be so stimulating".
(Yep, I got caught)
The catch is, one girl next to me kept looking at me. After the exam, when we were leaving the classroom, this girl comes up to me and goes "Didn't know maths could be so stimulating".
(Yep, I got caught)
So Many Ways
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hilarious
My stuff isn't that bad but I guess it could be considered embarassing.
I've masturbated in public restrooms twice. One time was when I was in class and I got horny and rubbed one out in the public bathroom then came back. The other time I was at work and saw a hot chick and got horny, so I ran to the public restroom, rubbed one out, then went back to work.
I've gotten caught by my mom masturbating once.
I was at the beach with a chick and we were walking by the ocean holding hands. Not a big deal but then I popped wood and it was real obvious as I was wearing swimming trunks and the beach was crowded.
I've taken a shower at 24 hour fitness.
At another trip to the gym, I got lost on the way to the shower since I didn't have my glasses and couldn't see anything and the next thing I know, I'm at the pool as##ole naked.
I was drunk and passed out on a couch at a bar a few years back and I threw up all over myself and passed back out, stewing in my own vomit for a while. When my friend went and got me up, my clothes were soaked in my own vomit, then I threw up once again right in front of the car.
Another drunken moment, I was a passenger seat in my own car while my friend was driving. I got sick so I rolled the window down and stuck my head out the window to throw up, but the wind blew the throwup back into the car, staining everything in the car. I had to get it interior detailed the next day.
My stuff isn't that bad but I guess it could be considered embarassing.
I've masturbated in public restrooms twice. One time was when I was in class and I got horny and rubbed one out in the public bathroom then came back. The other time I was at work and saw a hot chick and got horny, so I ran to the public restroom, rubbed one out, then went back to work.
I've gotten caught by my mom masturbating once.
I was at the beach with a chick and we were walking by the ocean holding hands. Not a big deal but then I popped wood and it was real obvious as I was wearing swimming trunks and the beach was crowded.
I've taken a shower at 24 hour fitness.
At another trip to the gym, I got lost on the way to the shower since I didn't have my glasses and couldn't see anything and the next thing I know, I'm at the pool as##ole naked.
I was drunk and passed out on a couch at a bar a few years back and I threw up all over myself and passed back out, stewing in my own vomit for a while. When my friend went and got me up, my clothes were soaked in my own vomit, then I threw up once again right in front of the car.
Another drunken moment, I was a passenger seat in my own car while my friend was driving. I got sick so I rolled the window down and stuck my head out the window to throw up, but the wind blew the throwup back into the car, staining everything in the car. I had to get it interior detailed the next day.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
S1NN3R
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I shot a man in Reno.....
Just to watch him diiiiieeeeee.
Just to watch him diiiiieeeeee.
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I use to have that picture the special olympics kid running through the finish line as my wall paper........Exp said:
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we should have another thread called the meanest thing you have ever done...
mean list---
+ I locked two hoes outside in the rain.... nasty *****es
+ I made a girl give me head for giving her a ride home. She didnt have any money and it was getting dark.. quid pro quo HO
+ I fked my friends two sisters, and dated them at the same time...
+ I called a mentally challenged kid rain man...
+ Renamed my korean friend wutang because he dresses like ny rappers did in the early 90's
+ Lost my friends ring that her mother gave her just before she died..... oops...
+ Fk the GF's of 2 of my former roomies... they were cheating on them and I just returned balance back to their relationships...
+ made out with this girl that my friend met off of the internet----- he shouldn't have left her alone with me......... I told him and he was cool...
+ I told a girl that her father beat her mother because she ruined their once happy marriage. Shyt he didn't start beating her until she was born.......
+ I told a girl that her best friend was more attractive, and to hook me up with her..... This was after I had "dated" her for a few weeks.......
I'm sure I have more stories......
I repent for my sins.......
mean list---
+ I locked two hoes outside in the rain.... nasty *****es
+ I made a girl give me head for giving her a ride home. She didnt have any money and it was getting dark.. quid pro quo HO
+ I fked my friends two sisters, and dated them at the same time...
+ I called a mentally challenged kid rain man...
+ Renamed my korean friend wutang because he dresses like ny rappers did in the early 90's
+ Lost my friends ring that her mother gave her just before she died..... oops...
+ Fk the GF's of 2 of my former roomies... they were cheating on them
and I just returned balance back to their relationships...+ made out with this girl that my friend met off of the internet----- he shouldn't have left her alone with me......... I told him and he was cool...
+ I told a girl that her father beat her mother because she ruined their once happy marriage. Shyt he didn't start beating her until she was born.......
+ I told a girl that her best friend was more attractive, and to hook me up with her..... This was after I had "dated" her for a few weeks.......
I'm sure I have more stories......
I repent for my sins.......
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We were asked to dog sit for our friends' prize sh*tzu (dog) for a few months while they built their new home.
Every night Mr. Pix would come home and grab a beer or two. He always gave the dog about the last inch in each bottle.
When the dog went back home it was a drunk. They took her to the vet and were told it was trauma from the move making her act that way. LOL
She just wanted a beer!
We never told them. Now, when they come over the dog just LOVES Mr. Pix and follows him like a shadow. LOL
They always say things like "Oh, she's never taken to someone like she does you." So far Mr. Pix and I have kept a straight face.
Every night Mr. Pix would come home and grab a beer or two. He always gave the dog about the last inch in each bottle.
When the dog went back home it was a drunk. They took her to the vet and were told it was trauma from the move making her act that way. LOL
She just wanted a beer!
We never told them. Now, when they come over the dog just LOVES Mr. Pix and follows him like a shadow. LOL
They always say things like "Oh, she's never taken to someone like she does you." So far Mr. Pix and I have kept a straight face.
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I forgot one----
I use to kick my cousins dog in the stomach.......
I use to kick my cousins dog in the stomach.......
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.