SELF-MASTERY
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The nastiest thing that I have every done is.........
taste my own shyt and my own urine.
taste my own shyt and my own urine.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
The NASTIEST thing that you have done
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
MetalFortress
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Thank you for sharing, sicko.
amadoodisforrealz
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you troll?
that is bad stuff
that is bad stuff
TyTe`EyEs
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This must be Mastery's attempt at getting banned. It was inevitable...
SELF-MASTERY
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yeah right...TyTe`EyEs said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
SELF-MASTERY
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Did you make it up to her??? I know she was pissed at you.Taviii said:
I want a bidet because I dont believe that toilet tissue does a good job at fully cleaning my ass, so I normally sit on the sink and use it to wash my ass. I not only do this at home, but everywhere, and that includes at my friends houses, my gf's, and sometimes in public restrooms.
Vulpine
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I, for one, don't find this as nasty as many people would.SELF-MASTERY said:
I have heard their are certain benefits to drinking your morning urine. Don't ask me to expand on that, though. And no, I haven't done it myself.
As for tasting your own sh!t, why not? Every time you go out to eat, you taste other peoples' sh!t. Fuqing people never wash their hands after wiping their ass, handling money, etc.
:cuss:
Oh, and if you've licked a chix ass... there you go.
Mmmm... E.Coli salad sandwiches at Subway... good eatin'! No wonder the Subway diet works: diarrhea
Hell, I can't go out to eat anywhere without going home and blasting hot, frothy jets of liquid fire through a screen door. One could say that the nastiest thing they have done is eaten at a fast food restaurant... hella-nasty.
Anyway, the nastiest thing I've done? Aside from eating fast food, butchering animals, shoveling manure, and eating raw foods like eggs and sushi, uh... I guess there was this time that I got snowballed during naughty-drunken sex. I thought that was pretty nasty. I can't really comment on how good or bad it tasted: it's not like I'm a connoiseur and have tasted any other loads to compare it to.
Oh, I flipped out, btw. I basically threw the b!tch across the room off of the bed, pinned her down, and spit it back out all over her face - like a "3rd hand money shot".
Then I got up and got a big drink of water.
:dryheave:
SELF-MASTERY
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I think that an open salad bar has to be the nastiest thing... I read that most door knobs and money have traces of fecal bacteria. I am a habitual hand washer, and I've never touched the door knob of a public restroom...
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Vulpine
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Oh man, I'm a sick fuq then... I've listened to the whole Aqua album.Desdinova said:
"You can brush my hair, undress me everywhe-e-ere..."
That's right... come on, Barbie - let's go party.
pooparu
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**** that man, barbie girl rules 
. Get the bangbros techno remix (not the porn artist ), that **** is great. Search bangbros barbie girl.
And SM, damn man I'm trying to think of soemthing to best that.
What did that c*m taste like though man, I'm too ***** to taste my own lol.
. Get the bangbros techno remix (not the porn artist ), that **** is great. Search bangbros barbie girl.And SM, damn man I'm trying to think of soemthing to best that.
What did that c*m taste like though man, I'm too ***** to taste my own lol.
Vulpine
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Warm and full-bodied, with earthy, nutty overtones and hints of berries that dwindle to a bitter, smokey finish...pooparu said:
Come on, dude, what the fuq do you want me to tell you?
It's bitter, salty, and gives you a weird stinging, scratchy feeling in your throat. Everyone has different tastes - some don't like olives, pineapple, or coconut. So, some people spit, some swallow... Mine might taste like pumpkin pie compared to some others - I wouldn't know.
Try your own spunk and get back to us, pooparu. Go. Now. Go shake one out into a shot glass and neck it.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
SELF-MASTERY
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I have a confession......... I think Ashlee Simpson rocks and autobiography was a hot album and a nice track...
"I have a stain on my t-shirt and I AM the biggest flirt if you want my autobiography...... please just ask me......... I'm a nasty girl in a fk up world....... oh nasty girl you want to get with me?.......... you want a piece of me?....................ahhhhhhhhhhh."
that song is so hot.
"I have a stain on my t-shirt and I AM the biggest flirt if you want my autobiography...... please just ask me......... I'm a nasty girl in a fk up world....... oh nasty girl you want to get with me?.......... you want a piece of me?....................ahhhhhhhhhhh."
that song is so hot.
qweretyuiopas
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OMG this thread is so funny :crackup:Vulpine said:
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Nastiest thing I've done.....
....slid into second base wearing shorts.
....slid into second base wearing shorts.
pooparu
Senior Don Juan
LMAO, nah bro its cool i'll take your word for it.Vulpine said:
And bad, I didn't get that one till I realized you were a girl. Ouch. lol (I had to laugh).
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.