"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The most chumpiest website I've ever seen.

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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KontrollerX

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Wow they actually deleted Rollo's posts?

My, my, my there is no hope for that place...
 

Blackdragon5095

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Mmmmmmm it never hurts to be bad here and their. ( gets evil ideas )
Let's see how fast I can get banned. I say it will be in 2 days.
 

Blackdragon5095

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This site is too funny !!!!!!!!!!
:crackup: :crackup:

Read this $h!T

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I've put myself into a tricky situation that I'm not sure how to handle.
My partner and I have been together for 2 years, engaged for the last 9 months. For the last 6 months we've been trying to have a baby with fertility help as I'm 42. Obviously this puts strain on any relationship and my partner has recently been finding it more and more difficult to have sex on the prescribed days. As a result, our normally healthy and happy sex life has become rather strained and lacking.
A week ago, I found out that he has recently been active on a website dedicated to finding other sexual partners.
I signed onto this website with a pseudonym and have engaged him in a rather explicit ongoing dialogue. Of course, he doesn't know its me and I'm not sure how to continue with this lie and what to do about an eventual meeting, should it happen.
Should I keep quiet, confront him or trap him?? Or leave him for that matter...
Please help! Any advice would be much appreciated
LMAO !!!!!!
your hushand cheating on you over the internet. LMAO !!!!
I gusse she can't please him in bed. :crackup:
I gusse he gonna jack off to some pictures



when i see her she smailes but does she like me how do u tell? I'v had a qwash on her since first grade and never found out i see her at least 2times a day at school but now its out and my dad wants me to go to anather school. well does she like me or not
LMAO thank god I'm no longer a AFC.
 

midnight

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dude I'm tempted to join that site just to stir up some ****... But I'm not that type of person...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lol That comes immediately after you posted a tip on "the truth" about how women give bad advice.

All of the "cool" kids from my grade school and high school are all working at Wal-Mart or McDonalds with a kid or two under their belt that they had between the age of 19 and now from a relationship that is now nothing.
My advice is act like they are a guy.
Just be honest, and be yourself.
Girls LOVe when guys notice things like that because males are notorious for not noticing the "little things".
That sounds as though there is no ******** involved. She is saying what many DJs have said in our own bible.
 

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I say a group of us should go join that site and tell them how its really done, then see which of us gets banned last =P.
 
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