teacha
Senior Don Juan
don't be so quick to judge, things are not always what they seem.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
The Most AFC Thing I Ever Saw!
- Thread starter 5string
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
5string
Master Don Juan
Update. He isnt here this AM, but I'm gonna do it. Here is something to think about. You guys all talk about maybe he cheated? Maybe it was her and he's so AFC that he's trying to get his oneitis back. hmmmm?jafyk said:Lol, nice scenario guy needs a place to sleep and cheats on his roof over his head? what is this? Ashton Kutcher in the movie "Spread"? 5String pls get that guy in here already. I dare you, lol.
jafyk
Master Don Juan
Lol, I just love the different speculations going on here. If only 5string here can bring that man in for observation, lol.
jafyk
Master Don Juan
Ok, 5string, don't think I've forgotten. What's the update with our suspect?
5string
Master Don Juan
Chump boy has not been back since. I'm ready to make my move if he does. I see the HB every day out of my office window though. Gotta guy here at work that I suggested he go chat her up (recon her). He's a good guy and single. He won't have a problem with a cold approach. If I was single, I would. She's fine fine fine.........jafyk said:Ok, 5string, don't think I've forgotten. What's the update with our suspect?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
jafyk
Master Don Juan
Lol, 5string aka the spy next door, jk. Well, I guess we'ill never know what happened now. Maybe he hung himself or saw the light and moved on.
eaglez1177
Master Don Juan
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Hahahah wow man...its like the blind trying to lead the blind :nono:Zarky said:More advanced players will realize that sometimes a man has to give flowers to a chick and get yelled at.