SeymourCake
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This is what we're up against.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The Modern Woman
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This is what we're up against.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
So?
What are you gonna do about it?
How does making this a part of your thoughts benefit you or anyone else?
What are you gonna do about it?
How does making this a part of your thoughts benefit you or anyone else?
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
sazc
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What In The HELL?!!! I mean, to post a profile so brazenly like that. And the sad part is that there are men who will reply and try to be that for her. I'm guessing her standards are not very high. You cant post something like that and expect a quality man to reply.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Make it stop!!!
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
So she wants some steak and some head, huh? LOL!
This is what we're up against.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
logicallefty
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I'd almost want to go out with her just to play head games with her and put her in her place. Just for entertainment cuz I'm a d|ck like that.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Been there, loads of fun...low on the radar insults fly over their heads. I've had quite a few miffed at me.
They need an enema.
See:
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Can a brotha get some puzzy? LOLLol. There's a whole lot of NOPE happening in that post, OP.
Found another one to add to the collection, courtesy of Imgur:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
ChristopherColumbus
Master Don Juan
Modern women? Unreadable....
Unreadable Nature
Her nature is unreadable,
But for the windowed pane,
When with a gilded symbol,
I see as through a frame.
Inside out her language goes
As if finding frontier homes,
If only for briefest moments,
Before she onward roams.
Like the firmament above,
Revolving on hidden springs,
Of desire, of fire, of love,
An eternity she sings.
Unreadable Nature
Her nature is unreadable,
But for the windowed pane,
When with a gilded symbol,
I see as through a frame.
Inside out her language goes
As if finding frontier homes,
If only for briefest moments,
Before she onward roams.
Like the firmament above,
Revolving on hidden springs,
Of desire, of fire, of love,
An eternity she sings.