"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
So long Luke, may the force be with you
I'm sorry I couldn't resist
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I only got to see his posts for a week since I just got back. I'm happy I didn't have to see the rest of them.
comic_relief
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Mr_rogers
Senior Don Juan
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reads ALL his posts. Some were ultra conservative religious views, others were him saying that he won't cheat but he'd make a thread saying that he cheated (apparantly talking to another girl was cheating to him). He tried to give advice on girls when he's a admitted 30 some year old virgin that couldn't get a woman if his life depended on it. And finally, ppl would give him serious advice and he'd ignore them because he doesn't actually want to change.pLaYtHiNg said:
Plus there's the serious possibility that he was a troll (though talk about maintaining an act).
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
You've got to be pretty sick to pretend you're someone like Luke Skywalker.Kal0051 said:
Because he used sosuave.net as a blog to post about his masturbatory adventures with a fleshlight. Then he kept bringing up his BS religion to try and shame people here simply because he can't get laid. He's a fvcking loser. Maybe you like him??pLaYtHiNg said:
Igetit!
Moderator
I almost THREW UP over my keyboard.
Why Luke felt the need to constantly talk about that thing....I don't know.
However,I am curious why he was finally banned. His fleshlight stories weren't anything new. He'd been telling them for a while. So my question is,"Why now?" What was the last straw?
Since this is a thread giving appreciation to the mods for banning hm,maybe one of them can answer.