"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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- Thread starter Alle_Gory
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
So long Luke, may the force be with you
I'm sorry I couldn't resist
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I only got to see his posts for a week since I just got back. I'm happy I didn't have to see the rest of them.
comic_relief
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Mr_rogers
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reads ALL his posts. Some were ultra conservative religious views, others were him saying that he won't cheat but he'd make a thread saying that he cheated (apparantly talking to another girl was cheating to him). He tried to give advice on girls when he's a admitted 30 some year old virgin that couldn't get a woman if his life depended on it. And finally, ppl would give him serious advice and he'd ignore them because he doesn't actually want to change.pLaYtHiNg said:
Plus there's the serious possibility that he was a troll (though talk about maintaining an act).
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You've got to be pretty sick to pretend you're someone like Luke Skywalker.Kal0051 said:
Because he used sosuave.net as a blog to post about his masturbatory adventures with a fleshlight. Then he kept bringing up his BS religion to try and shame people here simply because he can't get laid. He's a fvcking loser. Maybe you like him??pLaYtHiNg said:
Igetit!
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I almost THREW UP over my keyboard.
Why Luke felt the need to constantly talk about that thing....I don't know.
However,I am curious why he was finally banned. His fleshlight stories weren't anything new. He'd been telling them for a while. So my question is,"Why now?" What was the last straw?
Since this is a thread giving appreciation to the mods for banning hm,maybe one of them can answer.