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PoopofMauricio
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Justify women outside their bedroom services...... :rock:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Exhumed
Senior Don Juan
They bring you things without you having to ask, like sandwiches, or blankets, or cigarettes!
jnice48146
Don Juan
Eye candy, plain and simple.
HalfAddict
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Anywhere you go, all around the world, all the best cooks are men.
According to Lefty in Donnie Brasco, and I'd have to agree.
Dames are good for washin dishes though.
According to Lefty in Donnie Brasco, and I'd have to agree.
Dames are good for washin dishes though.
Proselytiser
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They're good for settling around the middle of any bell curve you make for any quality you can think of... haha
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Just a Shot Away
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How would we know what bad driving is without women pulling outrageous maneuvers in the middle of the street whilst talking on their cell phone?PoopofMauricio said:Justify women outside their bedroom services...... :rock:
Without the bitter, the sweet just ain't as sweet. I'd love to enact laws to formally make women second class citizens. First rights to go would be voting and driving. We could work on the whole "not speaking unless spoken to" thing down the road.