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PoopofMauricio
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Justify women outside their bedroom services...... :rock:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Exhumed
Senior Don Juan
They bring you things without you having to ask, like sandwiches, or blankets, or cigarettes!
jnice48146
Don Juan
Eye candy, plain and simple.
HalfAddict
Master Don Juan
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Anywhere you go, all around the world, all the best cooks are men.
According to Lefty in Donnie Brasco, and I'd have to agree.
Dames are good for washin dishes though.
According to Lefty in Donnie Brasco, and I'd have to agree.
Dames are good for washin dishes though.
Proselytiser
Senior Don Juan
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They're good for settling around the middle of any bell curve you make for any quality you can think of... haha
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Just a Shot Away
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How would we know what bad driving is without women pulling outrageous maneuvers in the middle of the street whilst talking on their cell phone?PoopofMauricio said:Justify women outside their bedroom services...... :rock:
Without the bitter, the sweet just ain't as sweet. I'd love to enact laws to formally make women second class citizens. First rights to go would be voting and driving. We could work on the whole "not speaking unless spoken to" thing down the road.