"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Misogyny Thread

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PoopofMauricio

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Justify women outside their bedroom services...... :rock:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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jnice48146

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Eye candy, plain and simple.
 

HalfAddict

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Anywhere you go, all around the world, all the best cooks are men.
According to Lefty in Donnie Brasco, and I'd have to agree.

Dames are good for washin dishes though.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Just a Shot Away

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PoopofMauricio said:
Justify women outside their bedroom services...... :rock:
How would we know what bad driving is without women pulling outrageous maneuvers in the middle of the street whilst talking on their cell phone?

Without the bitter, the sweet just ain't as sweet. I'd love to enact laws to formally make women second class citizens. First rights to go would be voting and driving. We could work on the whole "not speaking unless spoken to" thing down the road.
 

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My bank account would have too much money in it.

What would i do without all the unnessecery expenses.
 
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