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PoopofMauricio
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Justify women outside their bedroom services...... :rock:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Exhumed
Senior Don Juan
They bring you things without you having to ask, like sandwiches, or blankets, or cigarettes!
jnice48146
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Eye candy, plain and simple.
HalfAddict
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Anywhere you go, all around the world, all the best cooks are men.
According to Lefty in Donnie Brasco, and I'd have to agree.
Dames are good for washin dishes though.
According to Lefty in Donnie Brasco, and I'd have to agree.
Dames are good for washin dishes though.
Proselytiser
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They're good for settling around the middle of any bell curve you make for any quality you can think of... haha
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Just a Shot Away
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How would we know what bad driving is without women pulling outrageous maneuvers in the middle of the street whilst talking on their cell phone?PoopofMauricio said:Justify women outside their bedroom services...... :rock:
Without the bitter, the sweet just ain't as sweet. I'd love to enact laws to formally make women second class citizens. First rights to go would be voting and driving. We could work on the whole "not speaking unless spoken to" thing down the road.