"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The Lion King & Titanic

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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howardalex

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nice! I thought you'd given us links to the full films for a second, that'd be useful 'cos girls love that ****!
 

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"The Lion King" was a pretty good movie. I don't like movies, but I saw it on a NW/KLM flight. I was trying to fall asleep but couldn't (I pee a lot on long flights). So, I tried to watch "Dude, Where's My Car?". Lasted five minutes with that movie. I switched to "The Lion King". Took me about three hours to watch it, but it wasn't so bad.

I find cartoon characters easier to stomach than real people these days.
 

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sparky0000 said:
"The Lion King" was a pretty good movie.

I find cartoon characters easier to stomach than real people these days.
It is one of my favorite movies of all-time.

Real movies suck pretty damn bad anymore. Napoleon Dynamite anyone?

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I love The Lion King too. It came out when I was very young. It had a big hype back then. The movie has the coming-of-age theme written all over it. It's actually very relevant to this site in a way.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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C'mon now! are people actually clicking on these links?!

I didnt wanna go and explain it but looks like I have to:

These are movies in "5 seconds". It wont be too much of your time. Just click...you wont regret it. Well, I didnt that is =P.
 
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