"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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The Lion King & Titanic

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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nice! I thought you'd given us links to the full films for a second, that'd be useful 'cos girls love that ****!
 

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"The Lion King" was a pretty good movie. I don't like movies, but I saw it on a NW/KLM flight. I was trying to fall asleep but couldn't (I pee a lot on long flights). So, I tried to watch "Dude, Where's My Car?". Lasted five minutes with that movie. I switched to "The Lion King". Took me about three hours to watch it, but it wasn't so bad.

I find cartoon characters easier to stomach than real people these days.
 

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sparky0000 said:
"The Lion King" was a pretty good movie.

I find cartoon characters easier to stomach than real people these days.
It is one of my favorite movies of all-time.

Real movies suck pretty damn bad anymore. Napoleon Dynamite anyone?

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I love The Lion King too. It came out when I was very young. It had a big hype back then. The movie has the coming-of-age theme written all over it. It's actually very relevant to this site in a way.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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C'mon now! are people actually clicking on these links?!

I didnt wanna go and explain it but looks like I have to:

These are movies in "5 seconds". It wont be too much of your time. Just click...you wont regret it. Well, I didnt that is =P.
 
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