"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The Kiss on the Hand

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This trick is widely used in Europe and other parts of the world. Not many people do it in America. Its called the kiss on the hand.

When you first meet a girl and you shake her hand. You just move up your hand with hers and kiss it gently on the top. This automatically takes you out of the friend zone and it drives girls crazy when you do this to show that your a gentleman.

You might think this is what "AFC's" do. I just dont care what you think. It works. This makes you more charming as well, and chicks dig charming guys.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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kiss her shoes while you're at it. hand kissing was charming and gentelmanly during the 19th century, now its just corny and you come off as a creep.
 
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ha that gave me a good laugh.

I'd say hand kiss a girl who you already know a bit, or it would be a little wierd.
 
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Originally posted by Levex
kiss her shoes while you're at it. hand kissing was charming and gentelmanly during the 19th century, now its just corny and you come off as a creep.
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If you're naturally a quirky or eccentric person you can get away with it. If you pull a hand-kiss and then act dull and common, it will seem incongruent with your persona and VERY creepy.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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An exception:

While making out, light kissing on the inside of her wrists is a gigantic turn-on for her.

This has never failed to get a strong, positive reaction from any woman I've done it to.

Try it. She'll love it.
 
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indeed, though prior to doing so you should wipe you monocle. If she replies with a curtsey than your golden.

I have a friend who tries this all the time and the best response that he has gotten was girls looking at him like he just killed a kitten.
 
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Originally posted by Levex
kiss her shoes while you're at it. hand kissing was charming and gentelmanly during the 19th century, now its just corny and you come off as a creep.
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You're a fool. Every girl I've did this to went crazy over me. They still are even though we aren't in a relationship. =/

Keep macking playas.
 
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I'm talking about HB 9's and 10's. So no. :/
 
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I need to try this. Chicks figure out quickly that i'm an old fashioned guy, even though i haven't turned 21 yet. Most of the girls i get along with tend to like the whole "chivalry" thing

Just go with what works for you, it might not be the thing that works for everyone else.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by SuperGigaloDJ
As you will learn here...

There is no such thing as a HB10. ;)
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I'm too lazy to give the EXACT scale, so I round it to a ten. If you insist 9-9.99999, etc. :D
 
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