The Heat Wave Makes Women Horny

[CAPSLOCK BANDIT]

The past few days have been crazy, yesterday I was approached by 3 women, I couldn't keep em off me, the one asks within like 2 minutes of meeting me "You live alone?"

Today is going to be another hot one and one of those days where the past efforts are culminating into a couple meetings where I'm gonna end up banging, probably get laid 3x today if all goes well.

I don't know what it is about the heat but it's just making my approaches feel bullet proof, like I can't be shot down.

 

[ThisIsSparta]

Where did they approach you doing what?

Good hunting!

 

[CAPSLOCK BANDIT]

Where did they approach you doing what?

Good hunting!

2 behind the counter of a store, 1 was a movie store employee, followed us around like a hound, every time try to exit conversation keep it going in an annoying way

 

[HaleyBaron]

Yeah I get hit on often if I go into a store after gym. The girls aren't hot usually cause I don't live near uptown or so. But I do get lots of looks when I go downtown.

 

[Ricky]

I've noticed this strange phenomenon with women in the summer. You may have noticed it to when you go to a pool

Women at a pool will essentially wear the equivalent on underwear to the pool. Bra and panties. I am sure you haven't noticed, I too just noticed it recently.

 

[Ricky]

You know how guys 'pregame' before going out by drinking a bit at home? Well, 'pregaming' should be going to the gym to workout before going out.

There's something about the natural sweat smell that women love.

Went to the gym yesterday and this new girl gave me a big smile. To her i was the new guy.

 

[Ricky]

I think you meant to quote my post. But you plagiarized it.

Yes i did. Maybe one day I will be president. It all starts with plagiarization.. my apologies
Biden 1988 plagiarizing reference for you youngsters.

 

[Paper Crane]

The way I look at it and the way my boys would look at it, is, unless you got laid yesterday, its all fluff.. Who cares if you talkedto some horny girls who were probably high and off 3-4 frozen margaritas ? That's what comes with heat and summer.. The cute / hot girls come out and get loose and hit the streets.

"I was approached by some hot girls" is the equivalent of "I started a business but don't have any sales"

What did you capitalize in that situation? Please tell me you at least got some type of contact.

P.s. Not trying to be harsh but this is the same mentality my boys have on each other.. It's the "if you didnt score, stop talking" mindset.

 

[lizardking82]

Every damn thing turns women on. Who the **** even knows or cares what turns them on. Capitalize when you have a chance and if you like her enough and that's about it

 

[derby1]

The way I look at it and the way my boys would look at it, is, unless you got laid yesterday, its all fluff.. Who cares if you talkedto some horny girls who were probably high and off 3-4 frozen margaritas ? That's what comes with heat and summer.. The cute / hot girls come out and get loose and hit the streets.

"I was approached by some hot girls" is the equivalent of "I started a business but don't have any sales"

What did you capitalize in that situation? Please tell me you at least got some type of contact.

P.s. Not trying to be harsh but this is the same mentality my boys have on each other.. It's the "if you didnt score, stop talking" mindset.

your right, but in defense of OP, it sure is nice when they give us attention like were greek gods. dont forget its not a usual day for a man.

it cheers my day up if i get choosing signals.

 

[Paper Crane]

your right, but in defense of OP, it sure is nice when they give us attention like were greek gods. dont forget its not a usual day for a man.

it cheers my day up if i get choosing signals.

For sure.. It's always a nice lil boost. Plus, you can't always close on every cute girl out there.. But we try our best lol

 

[derby1]

For sure.. It's always a nice lil boost. Plus, you can't always close on every cute girl out there.. But we try our best lol

I managed to get a pretty fit 35 year old(Im 38) to simp for me the other week, i will be honest it gave me an insight into what the average woman feels like all day for just breathing, I loved every minute of it.

 

[Epimanes]

It's It's wayyy too hot to fuk I told my gf to keep her hands to herslf... lol. Over 40c with high humidity in BC Canada.... 49.7 in a place called Lytton a few hours drive from me... can't imagine what direct sun Temps are... crazy... pouring buckets of sweat. Who wants to get all hot and sweaty or even move in this kinda weather... is beyond me lol... but hey.. good luck to you.

 

[RickTheToad]

The past few days have been crazy, yesterday I was approached by 3 women, I couldn't keep em off me, the one asks within like 2 minutes of meeting me "You live alone?"

Today is going to be another hot one and one of those days where the past efforts are culminating into a couple meetings where I'm gonna end up banging, probably get laid 3x today if all goes well.

I don't know what it is about the heat but it's just making my approaches feel bullet proof, like I can't be shot down.

That's not it. They have a Dawson Leery fascination. ;'p

 

[CAPSLOCK BANDIT]

My left arm is burned bad from driving but was a productive day, I'm gonna go to the taco store and try to convince the lady to make me free tacos for D, they close at 9,im just about to head in

 

[Paper Crane]

I managed to get a pretty fit 35 year old(Im 38) to simp for me the other week, i will be honest it gave me an insight into what the average woman feels like all day for just breathing, I loved every minute of it.

oh **** when girls actually full out simp for you its awesome.. its so easy to play coy in situations like that.. even though its not a huge turn on for me.. makes them seem thirsty af but it makes u feel like the f-ing man

 

[soulforge]

I am in the UK.. The weather is terrible.. It's wet, windy & dull.

The woman are not Horny.

 

[Bingo-Player]

I had to stop reading after the OP said he was getting laid 3x in one day

 

[derby1]

The woman are not Horny.

you just havent caught them at the right time, its usually when Brayden, kayden, and Okayden are growing up and her welfares about to stop. she needs to push another one out the business end

 

[HaleyBaron]

I am in the UK.. The weather is terrible.. It's wet, windy & dull.

The woman are not Horny.

Not with that attitude they aren't.