"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The handshake

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I don't really know where this belongs...

Well, the DJ Bible says that when meeting chicks, when you shake their hand (assuming you do), you have your palms up. Now, how do you shake? Vertical? Horizontal? Diagonal?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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zerolx255

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You don't, you lightly take her hand and turn it so the back of her hand is facing up then bring it up and kiss it, make sure you don't slobber on her but make her know your there.
 

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Originally posted by zerolx255
You don't, you lightly take her hand and turn it so the back of her hand is facing up then bring it up and kiss it, make sure you don't slobber on her but make her know your there.
You ****ing kidding me?

Hold your hand out vertically. Vertical is neutral.
 

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you're 14, don't handshake. trust me on this. just wave or hug if you know each other. handshakes dont make a 14 year old girl want to date you
 

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Originally posted by Javelin44
you're 14, don't handshake. trust me on this. just wave or hug if you know each other. handshakes dont make a 14 year old girl want to date you
Thanks.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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