"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The girl I've been after

Dman101

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well guys i wanted to let you all know that the girl I've been talking about in all of my previous posts, it turns out she really likes me and wants to be my girlfriend. Its crazy how I'm so laid back and shy with her, yet I got this girl. Last night, I was really in my head and was watching movies with her not speaking. I finally massage her, get her naked, and this virgin asks me if I have condoms. I knew I couldnt get it up so I just told her that I really liked her and didnt want to do that right now, so we talk and it turns out she liked me a lot all this time and wants to be my gf.

I told her i liked her a lot and wanted to keep hanging with her and keep getting to know her for now. So do you think it would be good to get into this relationship with this girl? I"ve had a thing for for so long, and I'm happy, but I know I still can't pick up girls and have AFC tendencies and social anxiety but shes a very good catch.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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