"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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The Fart Method

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I know this may sound crazy, but one of the ways I can decide if a girl is really interested is if I fart really loud and smelly and she just ignores it.

Try it!

For maximum effect, try stuffing yourself with cheese, broccoli, jalapeno peppers, beans, onions, cabbage, and wash it all down with a can of warm beer. You won't be disappointed!

If she looks at you in shock, just shrug it off like it is no big deal and say "What? You never fart?"

I like it cause it weeds out the uptight b!tches and I HATE it when I have to hold in my gas..

For those of you flamers I will say, don't knock it till you've tried it!

DISCLAIMER: This technique is for the advanced players here who have some degree of game. You noobs didn't honestly think that chronic farting is all it takes? :p

EDIT: Wow! My 500th post...and what a post it is..worthy of a "Master Don Juan" :cool:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Hahhah, are you being funny? Why not take it a bit further and fart in the middle of a party...That way you'll be able to see who's interested by the dozens. :D.
 
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ROFL!!!! :D:D

Im goin to a party tonite, I ll make sure I try it. May update on it later.

BTW: You are a genius Ronny. Keep it up.
 
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Good god! I had a good one the other day. It me me run away from myself so if she would stick around when one of those fly, i'm gonna marry her! :D
 
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ok thats 1 of the stranger sarging tactics i've heard but what ever works for you:D
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Caveman
Good god! I had a good one the other day. It me me run away from myself so if she would stick around when one of those fly, i'm gonna marry her! :D
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I don't know about you guys, but no matter how raunchy my farts are, I always tilt my head back and take a big fukin wiff. It's like smelling gasoline.
 
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Yeah well.. ever did one after having lots of garlic sauce?
you take a big wiff and you are O U T !! :D
 
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Originally posted by Caveman
Yeah well.. ever did one after having lots of garlic sauce?
you take a big wiff and you are O U T !! :D
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Caveman, my colon produces noxious gases capable of peeling paint off of walls, but I still smell it...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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This is one of the more advanced screening techniques. I would use this when I've already gotten the girl's interest, and by accident.
 
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i blame the dog.. He always has that guilty look! :D
 
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Why do I have the sudden urge to watch South Park's Terrance & Phillip special? You might also wanna try searching for treasure on one of your dates.
 
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Why stop there? Why not just drop your pants, and take a steaming sh!t in front of them?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by MindOverMatter
Why stop there? Why not just drop your pants, and take a steaming sh!t in front of them?
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No!, No!, No1, you have to start out gently at first. Start with a nice golden shower!:)
 
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Great thing to do on the first date, then ask her straight afterwards for a second date :rolleyes:
 
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I say we give Donny his very own weekly sosuave.com advice column. I mean, last week it was "let's go condom shopping" and now this week its "let's go fart on them". :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

This stuff is gold guys, pure gold! With with game like that, Donny must be having to pry all the women off him. Bawaahahahahahah!!!!! :D :D :D :p :p
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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