"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The Fart Method

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I know this may sound crazy, but one of the ways I can decide if a girl is really interested is if I fart really loud and smelly and she just ignores it.

Try it!

For maximum effect, try stuffing yourself with cheese, broccoli, jalapeno peppers, beans, onions, cabbage, and wash it all down with a can of warm beer. You won't be disappointed!

If she looks at you in shock, just shrug it off like it is no big deal and say "What? You never fart?"

I like it cause it weeds out the uptight b!tches and I HATE it when I have to hold in my gas..

For those of you flamers I will say, don't knock it till you've tried it!

DISCLAIMER: This technique is for the advanced players here who have some degree of game. You noobs didn't honestly think that chronic farting is all it takes? :p

EDIT: Wow! My 500th post...and what a post it is..worthy of a "Master Don Juan" :cool:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Hahhah, are you being funny? Why not take it a bit further and fart in the middle of a party...That way you'll be able to see who's interested by the dozens. :D.
 
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ROFL!!!! :D:D

Im goin to a party tonite, I ll make sure I try it. May update on it later.

BTW: You are a genius Ronny. Keep it up.
 
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Good god! I had a good one the other day. It me me run away from myself so if she would stick around when one of those fly, i'm gonna marry her! :D
 
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ok thats 1 of the stranger sarging tactics i've heard but what ever works for you:D
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by Caveman
Good god! I had a good one the other day. It me me run away from myself so if she would stick around when one of those fly, i'm gonna marry her! :D
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I don't know about you guys, but no matter how raunchy my farts are, I always tilt my head back and take a big fukin wiff. It's like smelling gasoline.
 
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Yeah well.. ever did one after having lots of garlic sauce?
you take a big wiff and you are O U T !! :D
 
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Originally posted by Caveman
Yeah well.. ever did one after having lots of garlic sauce?
you take a big wiff and you are O U T !! :D
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Caveman, my colon produces noxious gases capable of peeling paint off of walls, but I still smell it...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This is one of the more advanced screening techniques. I would use this when I've already gotten the girl's interest, and by accident.
 
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i blame the dog.. He always has that guilty look! :D
 
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Why do I have the sudden urge to watch South Park's Terrance & Phillip special? You might also wanna try searching for treasure on one of your dates.
 
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Why stop there? Why not just drop your pants, and take a steaming sh!t in front of them?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by MindOverMatter
Why stop there? Why not just drop your pants, and take a steaming sh!t in front of them?
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No!, No!, No1, you have to start out gently at first. Start with a nice golden shower!:)
 
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Great thing to do on the first date, then ask her straight afterwards for a second date :rolleyes:
 
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I say we give Donny his very own weekly sosuave.com advice column. I mean, last week it was "let's go condom shopping" and now this week its "let's go fart on them". :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

This stuff is gold guys, pure gold! With with game like that, Donny must be having to pry all the women off him. Bawaahahahahahah!!!!! :D :D :D :p :p
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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