Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
may payne?And not nearly as entertaining as The Fall Of Max Payne
Nor as grim as the fall of Fortunato in The Cask of Amontillado.And not nearly as entertaining as The Fall Of Max Payne
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
To say nothing of The Fall Of The Foot ClanNor as grim as the fall of Fortunate in The Cask of Amontillado.
For his sake10 and a half years. Ouch. He'll be out in about 6.5
Brand used to tease Walliams on his show to be pretending to be gay in order to get girls lol (get them when their guards are down)David Walliams next.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
He's next to go down.Brand used to tease Walliams on his show to be pretending to be gay in order to get girls lol (get them when their guards are down)
although, everyone always knew about Walliams and his liking for young girls
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Macron is married to Brigitte Trogneux.[375] She is his former La Providence High School teacher and is close to 25 years his senior.[376][377][378] They met during a theatre workshop that she was giving when she was a 39-year-old teacher and he was a 15-year-old student and classmate of her daughter.[379][380][381] A romantic relationship started later, and his parents attempted to separate the couple by sending him away to Paris to finish the final year of his schooling, as they felt his youth made this relationship inappropriate.[16][381] (The age of consent in France is 15.) The couple reunited after Macron graduated and were married in 2007.
I watched the 'expose' on him a minute agoHe's next to go down.
A 'pedo' has always basically mean someone who goes after VERY young/pre pubescent girls to me. Think 9 year olds or whateverDifferent cultures and different views on what is pedophilia/what isn't I guess
There's young British men in their 20's being physically attacked by small gangs of young Gen Z males for having 16-20yo girlfriends.A 'pedo' has always basically mean someone who goes after VERY young/pre pubescent girls to me. Think 9 year olds or whatever
It always annoys me when everyone says 'pedo!!' under like a facebook post of an older man trying to flirt with a 19 year old or whatever lol. Here he would likely be called a 'pedo' for banging a 16 year old, BUT it's legal! If I could be bothered, i'd ask them people 'so by your logic, the UK law allows pedophillia?'. lol
Because these women are old hags now and their lives went nowhere. So they'll blame the high status Chad from yesteryear who they consenwwually ****ed for "ruining them".Mind you, if he penetrated her backside against her will, I certainly don't condone it, but it's still his word against hers. Why does her word carry more weight? And why did it take so long for charges?
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
yes, in recent years the UK has become a bit brainwashed and americanised when it comes to this stuff,.There's young British men in their 20's being physically attacked by small gangs of young Gen Z males for having 16-20yo girlfriends.
These Gen Z males have been brainwashed to believe teenagers are "children", even 20-21yo women. Age of consent is 16 here in UK.
They have become rabid violent animals. Its a lost cause.
Also... stuff like this below is rife and everyday reading on our Newspapers. Can't even take you're own daughter out alone as a man without paranoid pricks. Make sure her mum is with you at all times, guys. JFL.
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Father mistaken for a paedophile after booking a hotel room with his 14-year-old daughter
‘One minute I was brushing my teeth, the next I was being told I was a paedophile,’ says Karl Pollardwww.independent.co.uk
this?There was that guy who got murdered recently for tying to get the number of a 16 year old girl in a bowling alley or something. She gave it to him, and then later her and her friends murdered him for being a 'p3do'! (all went to prison of course, but they felt justified and got a LOT of support in the UK from peple who felt they done the right thing, despite his actions being perfectly legal)
And arguing with them people was just pointless. Simply too stupid/brain dead to use logic against.
Well..unlike the US the UK has judges that studied law and thus make a " professional " decision. Russel did NOT got judged by a " jury of his peers "( aka a bunch of soccer moms how go by feelz, pms bad day ect and put you away for life while having no background in law whatsoever)After hearing a bit more of this, it sounds like he was convicted basically in a "his word against hers" situation that goes back 17 years, with some accompanying testimony about pattern of behavior. Sounds like she was willingly involved in sexual relationship, but that he took it further than she wanted (some backdoor stuff). It also sounds like the press sat on the story until he started to turn more right wing on his podcasts. Another assault supposedly alleges that he touched a girl's boob in a bar. I guess the Me Too era isn't over, at least not in Britain.
Mind you, if he penetrated her backside against her will, I certainly don't condone it, but it's still his word against hers. Why does her word carry more weight? And why did it take so long for charges?
Sounds to me like the system is that if you are accused, then you are guilty.There will never be a waterproof system that pleases everyone. So I rather go by this . Professionals who studied law for over a century and worked in lawe for more than 2 decades making such decisions.
So miscarriages of justice never happen. Ever.Well..unlike the US the UK has judges that studied law and thus make a " professional " decision. Russel did NOT got judged by a " jury of his peers "( aka a bunch of soccer moms how go by feelz, pms bad day ect and put you away for life while having no background in law whatsoever)
So we can shyte in the western system and all that good stuff, but we can also assume that they've thoroughly researched the case and concluded he was in the wrong...
There will never be a waterproof system that pleases everyone. So I rather go by this . Professionals who studied law for over a century and worked in lawe for more than 2 decades making such decisions.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.